Commissions OPEN!! @dumbassjester - Tumblr Blog

so my fuckass minimum wage job is not paying the bills this month so I'm opening emergency comms ! reblogs also appreciated if you can't/don't want to commission :)

just shoot me a dm if you're interested !

more art examples on my full comm sheet :)

also my tos

#ooooo you want to commission me so bad #commissions #emergency comms #emergency commissions #emergency comms open #commissions open #my art

solrin

We tried to warn you about the "adult content" bans. Now Kickstarter is starting that shit

problematic-faves-appreciation

"It must have serious value!"

Staight up sounds like obscenity law/Miller Test-type crap.

asaflowerblossoms

"Fetishized imagery intended to arouse" well it's a good thing oppressed and vulnerable communities are never fetishized.

solrin

I know many of you have already liked and reblogged this post, but I'm going to attach a couple of links for resources on how to contact payment processors and whatnot. Hopefully they can get spread around a bit. It includes how to contact the payment processors, scripts, and various links to other (at the time ongoing, these websites haven't been updated in about 8 months and 1 year respectively) petitions and forms that might be useful to you.

TELL VISA, MASTERCARD, STRIPE, and PayPal to STOP

I'd also like to ask people to be willing to bring this conversation into spaces where things like "politics" aren't welcome and more forcefully draw attention to the ever growing issue of censorship. Some of you may only have those communities to draw on but we've long since run out of peaceful/polite/non-disruptive options.

gaysidesalad

I forgot how much I hate drawing cars

My contribution to @color-palettes May challenge!

#ARCEEEEE #fave #transformers

segamascott

bi-astolfo

The claim is not new — the Miami Herald published its findings in summer 2025.

standwithdaanes

source for the congresswoman thing as well, because i hadn't heard about that:

The Trump administration has repeatedly attempted to restrict or thwart congressmembers’ access to ICE jails.

cutecipher

there's art inside me trying to get out

each-age-a-lens

Beaded piece inspired by amber preserved spiders! Hand stitched with thrifted beads and fabric scraps

#I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS....#fave #bugs

thereisselfpreservation

I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck.

thereisselfpreservation

For reference (heh)

At a glance, file name checks out. But!! Do not open a .vbs file!!!

fapper

valdevia

You a music guy? What should I be listening to oh spooky one

You should be listening to the anechoic crunch of a stranger's first footsteps after snowfall. You should be listening to the crows sing, how they weave stories that you will never understand. You should be listening to the waves lapping over ancient, eroded rocks, gently chiselling them into obelisks in tribute to time. Also you should be listening to Shakira's 2006 hit song Hips Don't Lie.

rocketbirdie

stuckinapril

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

stuckinapril

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

jollygreengiantdick

For anyone who wants to see the exact date and time you started on tumblr:

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

queerforscience

How long have you been on Tumblr?

< 1 year

1-2 years

3-4 years

5-6 years

7-8 years

9-10 years

11-12 years

13-14 years

15-16 years

17-18 years

Since the beginning (19 years)

Voting ended onMar 25

Round to the closest year! I couldn't figure out the best way to succinctly communicate, for example, >10 but <=12 in a way accessible to people with varying degrees of comfort with math notation.

#woagh... 11 years in june #that's crazy #I didn't think it had been that long #polls

melonthesprigatito

Anybody else?

#yeah 😔#pokemon

tiredyke

can’t even criticize the diet industry or the recent wave in misogyny and return of thinspo with the rise of ozempic as a weight loss drug without everyone having this knee jerk reaction to defend “women’s rights” to be malnourished and conform to white patriarchal beauty standards in the name of feminism. god forbid we not encourage eating disorders and unhealthy body image in women. choice feminism is a disease and everyone is licking the rats it’s driving me crazy