Peter Quinn's Ghost

"You know what, fuck you, Homeland!"

[peterquinnsghost]

Rupert Friend has a new show on CBS All Access (um, okay), "Strange Angel," premiering on June 14th! Will you be watching?

The only angels I’m gonna be watching are the ones in heaven, if I ever make it up there.

[peterquinnsghost]

Carrie is a fucking mess! She needs you. Are you at least watching over Franny?

Sure am! Hence Aunt Maggie taking over. 

[peterquinnsghost]

Oh don’t worry, I can do more than hug you Peter Fucking Quinn. Emphasis on the ‘fucking’.

That’s more like it. 

[peterquinnsghost]

Dude, your whole beacon work does no seem to be working at the moment.... 😜

It was a close call there for a minute but at least I worked things out for Franny. Turns out Carrie is too much work, even for me. I can’t always succeed, not even every time. 

[peterquinnsghost]

Honey,I have a question for you.I know in your ethereal form you must not give a fuck about internal human beauty, the one we all try to obtain down on Earth but shall I keep going with Restylane lip injections or not? I feel a void after all the existential questions I have been able to answer. The same answers I keep sharing with the world for the last two decades.

You high? It’s rude not to share. 

[peterquinnsghost]

I wish I’d been there to hug you after everything happened. Not sure whether you would’ve wanted me to, though. Sentiment remains the same.

Thanks. I’ve had enough hugs, but if there’s anything else you want to offer, I’ll hear you out. Like something a little less PG-13.

[peterquinnsghost]

My heart will go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and oh fuck this shit. I guess what I'm trying to say is I love you ok???

OK. I love you, too, I guess.

[peterquinnsghost]

So many of us still can't let you go. Any comforting words for us?

Do I look like a fucking Hallmark card?

[peterquinnsghost]

Hey sexy man. Have you heard of the Winchesters and do you consider them competition?

Who?

[peterquinnsghost]

Mr lover lover where u at

Purgatory. Did you miss the memo?

[peterquinnsghost]

I need some slow hands so bad tonight lover boy

I was with you last night. Learn to share.

[peterquinnsghost]

Hi charming Gost, since Homeland is now a comedy do you think you and your wicked sense of humor could be easily incorporated in season 7?

Hmm probably not, since I’m not into unintentional comedy.

I’m a little worried about having to do the whole beacon thing though. I’m gonna put up a hell of a fight if they try to pull that shit.

[peterquinnsghost]

It's been almost a year since your death. Are you STILL in purgatory? What's the delay in you going through the pearly gates? I don't care what you did on earth. You have an angelic soul. Dear God, please embrace Peter Fucking Quinn! He's one of the good guys because he's a guy who killed bad guys. It's complicated, I know, but he's loved and missed by millions among the living. Please take good care of him. Ok, Peter. Message sent. Shouldn't be too much longer. Love you and miss you every day.

Still fucking here. Go figure. I’m told all the haunting, swearing and sex aren’t making it easy for an ex-assassin to get into heaven, but I’m not about to give those up for anyone.

[peterquinnsghost]

Sounds like an invitation, Quinn. I’ll hold you to that ;)

A Quinn always pays his debts.

[peterquinnsghost]

...okay. Turns out, I’m going for plan B. Where exactly in cloud nine are you located? I’ll float over. Huh. I bet that complete clusterfuck was fun to watch.

See you soon. When you get here, you’ll notice that there are better ways to spend your time than watching clusterfucks of any kind.

[peterquinnsghost]

Alright - I’ll take a potshot at Dar, try not to get caught, and be back in time for wine o’clock and slow hands. Sound good?

Or you could just get killed and meet me up here. I’ll give you all the slow hands you’ll ever need.

[peterquinnsghost]

I would agree that there’s nothing wrong with shooting him, but I’m on parole. Thanks for that, by the way.

 Don’t get caught, and it won’t be a problem.