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Four and Tris going to pick up a copy of Insurgent. Rabid Fangirls: *primal screeching and hysterical sobs* Four: "Tris, this is dangerous ok, there are fangirls here. They haven't slept in days. They're running on pure Nutella. They're emotionally unstable Nutella monkies." Tris: "This shit is crazier than Peter and Drew's roleplaying."

#crazyfangirls #divergent #insurgent #ihaventsleptin2daysimtooexcited #petersbutterknife

Tris listening to a Taylor Swift song. Speaker: "I love him and she's a slut!" *catchy tune* Tris: "She so gets me!" Four: "Calm your nonexsistent titties Tris. You're an ugly crime fighting midget ok. I don't think she gets you."

#taylorswift #tris #four #sassyfour #divergent #petersbutterknife

Tris and Four introducing Amity. Tris: Hi, this is Amity. They have lots of trees and flowers and shit. Four: And cupcakes. Tris: Yeah, lots of cupcakes.

#cupcakes #tris #four #amity #divergent #petersbutterknife

Damn Amitians are so uptight. Tris: This is a nice tree you got here. Random Amity Chick: That is not just a tree! That is Mahogany!

#mahagony #lamehungergamesreference #amitian #tris #divergent #petersbutterknife

Easter at Amity. Tris: "Four, ok, this is scary. I've seen some crazy shit and this is scary. They're happy. They're really happy and their celebrating a holy zombie." Four: "Jeezus Tris, you're so political. Can we just go make out in front of your brother again?"

#happy #belated #easter/passover #pda #divergent #petersbutterknife

Four and Eric showdown. Oh and Tris is there too. Four: "I'm super handsome and nice and I have a cute midget girlfriend and I'm Divergent AND I have a kick-ass name." Eric: "Yeah, Well, I have a bunch of piercings and tattoes and I have the job you turned down." Tris: "Wow, looks like we have a badass over here." Four: "Ohh. Burn. Looks like all those hours on Tumblr payed off" * Four and Tris then high five, fist bump, and backflip onto Four's motorcycle to go see the Hunger Games for the 17th time.*

#tris #four #eric #epicness #showdown #divergent #petersbutterknife

Request: Uriah spazzing while ziplining.

Uriah: I'm going to die! Im going to die and I never saw Peter/Drew kiss! I never saw my OTP kiss!

#request #imsorry #spazzing #uriah #divergent #petersbutterknife

This is Helga: http://petersbutterknife.tumblr.com/post/17618368443/lets-have-an-inside-joke Helga is quite the fangirl. Helga: "They're about to kiss! My babies are about to profess their perfectness by touching lips! Don't get me wrong, I'd kill them in a second but they are my OTP. Somebody get me a bucket for my creys. And my Pom Poms! Where are my Pom Poms?" A random dude named Carl: "Who let Helga out of quarentine?"

#divergenthelga #divergent #petersbutterknife #imsorry #request

Caleb, Susan, Four, and, Tris on a double date. Caleb: "So, Tris, have you guys done it yet?" Four: "Well, we got pretty close but our friend Veronica Roth is kind of a cock-block." Tris: "What the F is wrong with you."

#doubledate #cockblock #veronicaroth #divergent #petersbutterknife

Tris and Four go to see The Hunger Games. Tris: I don't know Four. This seems a bit unreallistic. A bunch of kids trying to kill each other AND a shipable romance. Four: Jeezus sister, where the hell have you been?

#trishasbeenstuckinthecavescenewithpeeta #divergent #petersbutterknife

I was trying to think of something witty to put here but nothing really came to me.

I have one post queued for tommorow but I would appreciate it greatly if you brave Divergent people could throw some suggestions at me. (P.S/- i run the really weird blog with the bad stick figures and barely legible speech bubbles.)

#divergent #petersbutterknife

Four will go down with this ship. Tris: You don't get it. They touched me. Four: Hold up, they touched you, touched you? Because, if they did, I will kick those man loving douchebag's asses. Tris: Jeezus Four, you're such a perv. Always shipping everyone.

#fourissuchafanboy #divergent #petersbutterknife

Flirty Tris. Tris: You have really long fingers, Four. You could play piano. Or........ you could do other things if you know what I mean. Four: Midget Girl, calm down. You're scaring me.

#flirtytrisisscary #divergent #petersbutterknife

Ouch. Four: Why didn't you shoot me when I was in the simulation? Tris: I don't know. I think I was in a good mood.

#sassytris #petersbutterknife #divergent

Tris, Four, and the evil Blue Lady. Evil Blue Lady: I want to make your super hot boyfriend kill you and destroy your faction. Tris: Well, blue is not your color. Four: Bam.

#sassymidget #divergent #petersbutterknife

When Tris saw Four sleeping. Four: (dreaming of Tris's midget body) Tris: It's a hot tattoed baby.

#midgetgirlandtattoedbaby #divergent #petersbutterknife

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