Sarcastic doesn't even begin to describe it.

All I wanted was a hot pocket. Can't crime fighting wait, like, one second? Friendly neighborhood Spider-man at your service. Peter | 20 | Pansexual superhero extraordinaire. [[Closed Peter Parker RP acct.]]

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[text: spidey pants & cat poisoner]

[peterthatparker-333]

...Wade, you literally posted on tumblr “I want to go to Mexico and get tacos” before I got this text. But fine, what’s the reason then? What do you want to do in Mexico?  

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[text: spidey pants & cat poisoner]

[peterthatparker-333]

de-adpool:

Dude. Duuude. Dude. Chill. I got this. Imma go sell my body.

Uh? No. That’s a bad option too. And not just because of the obvious fruitless venture that would be. Why do you want to go to Mexico? .... ...Is it tacos? 

[jbbarnes-rp-blog]

Ain’t a street urchin.

[peterthatparker-333]

It’s okay to be in denial, Buckster. 

[jbbarnes-rp-blog]

Pete, the internet’s a goldmine.

[peterthatparker-333]

I’m a natural meme, I guess.  

[cindykims]

TO USE REBLOG FIX SCRIPT:

1st: Install:

for FIREFOX:

Greasemonkey

Scriptish

for CHROME:

Tampermonkey

2nd: INSTALL THE SCRIPT ITSELF

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my reply goes here

[peterthatparker-333]

((Lili here to spread this around for us! So we can just cut posts again, haha. ))

[peterthatparker-333]

In five days I’m going to be able to drown all my worries in alcohol like a normal functioning adult. <--- Joke. Big joke. I’m Spider-man. 

[steve-rogers-333-blog]

I am not a piss ant

Seriously? It’s 2015 and people still use that! I’ll show you some boxing moves that’ll make you question your damn words, folks. And that’s gospel.

[peterthatparker-333]

I said I wasn’t gonna call you that just to keep my slate clean. P.S people don’t still use that, Bucky is just a silly little street urchin. 

[jbbarnes-rp-blog]

I ain’t no street urchin.

[peterthatparker-333]

Only a street urchin would deny being a street urchin. 

[steve-rogers-333-blog]

peterthatparker-333 haha street urchin! You’re alright in my book, fella. I guess him and I are fossils before our time. Or after our time, however it worked out. Say, I think I’ve read about you. A vigilante, right? In a red leotard? All I know is that if my future self thought you were a class act, I’m gonna trust that.

[peterthatparker-333]

Vigilante - menace- hero all the same thing in this spider’s book. Ah- Suit, not leotard- though, it’s not far off from becoming a leotard if this heat keeps up. Wow, it’s going to be so lame to say that kind of means a lot to me. I looked up to  you a whole bunch as a kid- as someone who struggled with bullies and hardship I really connected with Captain America. Nice little sense of hope, y’know? Buck has a habit of finding really lame things about me on the net but I swear I’m much cooler in person. 

[peterthatparker-333]

bbarnes333 replied to your post:bbarnes333 replied to your postCan’t stop, won’t…

I got a dog and a 90lb piss ant guarding my valuables. I’m not afeared of no sipred-nma.

But I’m so terrifying???? Dogs and okay, I’m not going to say piss ant. But should be equally afraid. 

[jbbarnes-rp-blog]

You can call him a piss ant. Yeah, you need to meet him. He’d like you.

[peterthatparker-333]

Pretend you can see me getting really excited at those words because it’s totally what just happened. 

[steve-rogers-333-blog]

I am not a piss ant

Seriously? It’s 2015 and people still use that! I’ll show you some boxing moves that’ll make you question your damn words, folks. And that’s gospel.

[peterthatparker-333]

I said I wasn’t gonna call you that just to keep my slate clean. P.S people don’t still use that, Bucky is just a silly little street urchin. 

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[text: spidey pants & cat poisoner]

can we go to mexico?

[peterthatparker-333]

If you can fund the entire thing, then sure. 

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Hell, yes. Momma’s going to Mexico.

[peterthatparker-333]

Wait. Wait. That was sarcasm. There’s no way you have enough money for something like this. 

[cgtnofficial]

[peterthatparker-333]

That minion balloon is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen- and I’ve seen a lot of things. 

[peterthatparker-333]

“Googlin’ you’s addictive” A compliment I should receive more often.

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[text: spidey pants & cat poisoner]

can we go to mexico?

[peterthatparker-333]

If you can fund the entire thing, then sure. 

[peterthatparker-333]

jemma-fitz-simmons replied to your post:I’m always a little late with this stuff (thanks,...

Thank you so much, Peter. You’re an absolute peach <3 We’ll do supper soon, hm?

yes, please! Food is my well-known weakness. Food and friends is my ultimate favorite.     

[peterthatparker-333]

bbarnes333 replied to your post:bbarnes333 replied to your postCan’t stop, won’t...

I got a dog and a 90lb piss ant guarding my valuables. I’m not afeared of no sipred-nma.

But I’m so terrifying???? Dogs and okay, I’m not going to say piss ant. But should be equally afraid. 

[sciderman]

I was sifting through some old files in my computer when I came across solid gold inspiration. 

[peterthatparker-333]

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