[dankmemeuniversity]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

We have to collect all seven chaos vaginal eggs so Gwynneth Paltrow can defeat the coronavirus

[tiktokarchive]

[zhimaqiu]

And this is tiktok we need

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

75% of the time if something is paywalled, fucking around in developer mode looking for a link to the real thing or finding and deleting the content blocker works like a charm

[stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat]

also if ur lazy like me or just straight up cant figure out how to do this without deleting 90% of the page  theres this extention called Poper Blocker which not only.. blocks popups. but also has this thing called “Remove Overlay” when u right click which works a good 99% of the time in my experience in getting rid of paywalls.

[nessa007]

2020 mood be like

[yeehawlw]

my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today

[yeehawlw]

outcome unclear

[blackbearmagic]

gonna need this lightning to hurry up and try to strike me because I’m running an experiment

[blackbearmagic]

For the record, this is about me playing Breath of the Wild

[blackbearmagic]

SERIOUSLY

as soon as I get everything into position and have the lightning attracted to my very metal sword, shield, and bow… the storm ends

[blackbearmagic]

okay

we’re back in position

now to stand here and tempt fate

for science

[blackbearmagic]

okay in case anyone ever wondered

putting a pile of raw meat next to a metal sword in a thunderstorm does not result in a mound of delicious cooked steak

the lightning will, in fact, vaporize the meat

[blackbearmagic]

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

[ceevee5]

[rapidashrider]

[sheafrotherdon]

This, this, this. People are asymptomatic for two weeks - this means you have no idea if you have the virus or not without being tested.  Do not wait for symptoms to do something.  Stay home (if you can) now.

[revan-trevelyan]

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

[ube-makaveli]

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

[petertiingle]

who’s gonna buy feet pics so i can buy animal crossing tomorrow

[chaie]

i cant stop

[nathanheadphotography]

Just a few of my favourite ocean photos I’ve taken this year

[awwcutepets]

My ferret

[i-am-fert]

OH he is READY

[petertiingle]

big softie

[sayinitsgonnabealright]

The Trick to Holding On - Taylor Swift for British Vogue, January 2018 x