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giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

februarytrash

being sad and horny is a privilege

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

oneheadtoanother

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

ube-kun

Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

catchymemes

oddarette

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

celaquinn-ichard

The cleanomorph

crunchymayo

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

inthefallofasparrow

Hey, what did you do with that box you had before? I need it for something.

spider-artdump

wiisagi-maiingan

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.