[lemonsweet]

THIS SET UP?

[sheet--metal--girl]

[dykerlyhills]

[wolfstrong]

If I ever have sex instead of saying I’m gonna cum I’m gonna say “I feel like something intriguing is about to happen”

[tlirsgender]

You are not a People Pleaser your lack of boundaries are not a virtue and one day you are going to boil over and lash out at your loved ones who had no idea they were hurting you because you never told them

[tlirsgender]

Your lack of boundaries are not a virtue 🗣🗣🗣

[tlirsgender]

The person in my notes telling me to "have compassion for traumatized people" is exhibiting the exact behavior I'm talking about re: (not) taking responsibility for your own communication so I think this type of person Does need to hear Hard Truths, actually. Something being a trauma response doesn't exempt it from harming your relationships & the people in them. Enabling it won't help anything cause ultimately you still have to do the work on yourself and use your fucking words

[tlirsgender]

Ok? Ok. Now everyone else in my notes saying some variation on "yeah this is me I'm working on it" I'm giving you a sticker

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[callali1y]

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

[thelovelygods]

[bogleech]

This is going to actually be a thing, isn't it. A chatgpjesus is going to catch on and cause some fucking cult movement in our lifetimes.

[depsidase]

[kominfyrirkattarnef]

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Power is a funny thing.

[froflossy]

Made a miku air dry clay figure so i put it in a microwave weeee

[froflossy]

Made teto with a baguette too the sillyyy

[aidashakur]

never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble

[number1girl]

instagram reels is worse for you than cocaine

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[froflossy]

Vampire miku from last last year omg I need to redraw her…

[henrykathman]

Thanks to my brother for telling me about this story. [Alt text below]

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows

Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in different ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

[Alt Text: Original comic created by cooltimeonline. A man laying on a therapist's couch, talking to the logo of the Guardian, "Oh the Guardian, I'm just feeling real low." The Tv shows a picture of the cow from the article and responds, "COW TOOLS CONFIRMED," gaining the man's attention, who says, "Oh shit, for real?]

[puc-puggy]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you ever crave something you can't have? ssssshut up about your ex i mean i want grilled cheese but im scared of the stove

[asthedeathoflight]

When I was in high school we did an english unit on Octavia Butler and the teacher told us hey btw. You should call her "Butler" in your essays. Sometimes students call female writers by their first names unconsciously, but that's not acceptable. If you wouldnt call them William or Ernest you shouldn't call her Octavia.

And I was like cool whatever I was gonna call her Butler anyways. But that moment has stuck with me for my whole life because once you start seeing ppl calling women by their first names where men would be called by their last names you literally never stop seeing it.

[spirkkock]

I had a professor once who was NB but presented to the uninitiated as a cis lesbian, and therefore was often misgendered, of course. And once before our class started I overheard a student behind me really fumble their pronouns, and then complain about the existence of they/them pronouns in general and how confusing they were. And I swear something came over me and I saw red and turned around in my seat and straight up was like, "If you can't bother trying to overcome your transphobia, perhaps it would be easier to work on your misogyny and refer to them as DOCTOR Smith, as I have heard you do with all of the cis male art history professors in the department with doctorate degrees."

and anyway sometimes it was a bit awkward after that but I never heard anyone in the class refer to them as anything other than "Dr. Smith" again.

[byjove]

knight boyfriend that keeps asking you if you’d love him if he was a wyrm