baby

we are drinking coca cola. the sun glints off your soda can, which is the same shade of red as your lipstick. you are beautiful.

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

one of these days im going to say the F word

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

then youll be sorry

[imsoshive]

[mymoodyescape]

Me

[teuer]

“hold your horses”

[brittany-murphy]

[kermapippurisaatana]

I had to…

[petewench]

me: *has a puny human emotion*

blue whale: you are like a little baby. feel this

blue whale: *telepathically shares it's emotions with me and I fucking explode*

[officialdiagnosis]

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

[small-funny]

[martwedziwki]

[thebootydiaries]

THIS IS MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT 

[motherazeroth]

why would you mail me this

[orangeisthenew-jack]

[tindarasdreams-blog-blog]

[thenatsdorf]

[catgifcentral]