Holy fuck

24 (they/he) follow me on Twitter: @_seteth !

[hackedmotionsensors]

Caster Cu Chulainn as a treat.

[goawfma]

rb to save a person with anxiety!!

[psychaoticpeace]

I’m in the middle of a panic attack and literally this video itself helped lmao. My brain went from 0 to 100 real quick 😂😂 this is the most chaotic way of helping I’ve ever seen

[fishiest-fish]

I thought this was going to be like,,, a joke or something but like this is some solid advise.

The last time I hate a panic attack I sat down and just. ate a raw radish because I didn’t like the taste and it was crunchy. My brain stopped thinking about the panic attack and went to “why the fuck are you eating a radish” and within a minute I felt so much better

[whatspeaksofter]

Me & the Boys on the way to take our finals

[arodomon-deactivated20230518]

This also works if you’re having a weed panic attack

[thickness-protection-program]

My neighbors during one of my anxiety attacks

[catcrumb]

[railroadsoftware]

did anyone actually ever read those animorph books

[sonypraystation]

just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it

[babyfairy]

bro they accidentally published an article saying mike pence has corona too soon LMFAO

[babyfairy]

screaming.

PREP. DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL THE NEWS CROSSES. Vice President Mike Pence Tests Positive For Coronavirus 8 Days After Donald Trump

The two most powerful men in America now have coronavirus. Vice President Mike Pence announced late Wednesday that he is among those who hav

[ratliker1917]

I had opened this article and it’s absolutely real

but now I’m trying to refresh the page and it turns out the entire deadline.com website is down. they took the entire website down in a panic to remove this.

[edrec]

if one more nonamerican calls americans unclean or stupid or some shit for dying of rona when our government is actively trying to murder the most vulnerable of our population by using them as expendable cogs in their minimumwage fueled capitalistic machine im going to turn into one of those bugs bunny w gun memes

[boomstab-papa]

"But all those people who won't wear masks..."

...WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH OF A PROBLEM IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD TO SIT THEIR ASS AT HOME BY LAW, AND GOT PAID ENOUGH MONEY TO DO SO

Instead, we are given NO laws with teeth requiring people to stay home except for the essentials, NO federal laws requiring masks (with some state governors banning mask requirements), and NO stipend for staying home, which is on purpose, because they want us DESPERATE to go back out and work. DURING A PANDEMIC.

THIS IS ALMOST ENTIRELY A GOVERNMENT-TRYING-TO-MURDER-US-FOR-PROFIT ISSUE.

Shit-for-brains Becky with no mask working at Target wouldn't be near as much of a problem IF TARGET WAS CLOSED AND SHE WAS GIVEN ENOUGH MONEY TO STAY THE FUCK AT HOME.

[quasi-normalcy]

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[magspies]

Unrestrained summer fun

[britomartis]

bruh antifa dug up Thomas Jefferson's grave on 4th of July he's still wearin the Hatsune Miku binder!!!

[madeofwhitebone]

We need more herb emojis. Would like to end a text with some rosemary or thyme

[fedkaczynski]

“Yo friend are you going to Scarborough Fair? *parsley emoji* *sage emoji* *rosemary emoji* *thyme emoji*

[awed-frog]

Met an old teacher today and we got talking about ‘the good old times’ and ten minutes into the conversation I jokingly said the one regret I have from middle school is that I never won anything at her magnificent tombolas? Because, like, she used to hold this game about once a month so we’d learn the numbers in French and it was never big prizes, but as a 12-yo I desperately craved them - a cactus-shaped eraser, a bright blue notebook with slightly larger-than-usual squares, a set of coloured pens - and never ever got a single one of them. 

(Actually spent a good few months thinking I was genetically unlucky and researching ancient family curses with my grandma.) 

So today I don’t know what I was hoping for - nothing, really?

(I mean, that part of me that’s still twelve was probably expecting this sweet old woman to have a set of glitter stickers in her purse and just go ‘You know what, you’re right - I’ve been saving this one for you all these years, here you go’ but I’m a solidly rational person and I know that’s stupid.)

No, I thought we’d just laugh and it would be a good shared memory and that would be it. Instead, my teacher got flustered and a bit embarrassed and explained the game was rigged. It was never about learning French at all. She’d just noticed some kids couldn’t afford even basic stationery, so she’d buy a few half-fancy items every month with her own money just for them. She didn’t want them to feel different or left out. And obviously the way she used to walk around in the classroom, looking over our shoulders - it wasn’t to prevent cheating. It was because she was cheating herself, wanting to see which number a particular child needed to get a Minnie Mouse pencil case.

Guys - the world is fucked up, but so many people out there are just good and kind and humbly heroic it honestly gives me hope. 

It’ll be alright, you’ll see.

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[thecorefather]

frog chair

[katsukizu]

Okay I- 😭

[katsukizu]

@treefrog203

[erarg]

longcat is probably dead :(

[kremlin]

WRONG

[notcuddles]

Awww, long cat’s owner got married.

[nb-tomfool]

this is a good post

[djo-time]

“When you say “Looooong”, I think of my cat. Around 15 years ago, someone made me lots of collages of my cat. The cat is still alive and she is the longest living cat in our family!”

“Now she is 17 years old. She does not climb to high places anymore, but she is relaxing and living her life.”

“It’s not something recent. This is the photo that we took when we made her Figure”

[princesstigerbelle]

WHOLESOME UPDATE

[no698-deactivated20241214]

This is a photo taken a day ago (July 31st, 2020) so she’s still alive and well

[cherrylueur]

can i give y’all some genuine life advice? be the kind of friend you want to have. my whole life i’ve wanted friends who go out and take pictures of eachother and stay up late on the phone. i’ve always wanted friendship bracelets and pictures hanging on my walls. and now i have that becuase i became someone who took pictures of my friends and listens to what they have to say and invites them over when they feel sad. be someone you want to be friends with and i promise you others will want to be friends with you too.

[wev]

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

This frogs been croaking for hours… no ones coming to fuck you beloved