I'm lack toast in toddler ant

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Me: “This was such a long week!”

Coworker: “You realize it’s only Wednesday right?”

Me:

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

I’ll stop reblogging this on Wednesday when it stops being relevant

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[sansasmargaeryinactive-deactiva]

get to know me meme: 1/10 male characters → chandler bing (f.r.i.e.n.d.s)  “I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.” 

[canvasly]

[syntacked]

[cutekittensarefun]

The Appurrntice

[pupperlouis]

😊😊

[stylesinthewild]

+

[secretfusion]

Take a moment to think of just,

Flexibility, love, and trust

[rechbetch-deactivated20220314]

In your 20s, you’re a snack.

In your 30s, you’re a bombshell.

In your 40s, you’re a vixen.

I’m your 50s+, you’re THAT bitch.

Don’t let gross men and the media make you believe beauty ends in your early twenties.

[daisyjonesvol6]

alexa dame mas gasolina

[here-is-the-food-deactivated201]

[untitled58647]

Night 43 // Hershey, PA 14.06.18

[suspend]

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

[hsiworncoe374-deactivated202201]

I’m sitting outside his classroom and I hear him getting all passionate about his subject and ahhhh, I love that. I love when I’m sitting in the hall and I can hear him getting loud. It’s so cute. I don’t know what the heck he’s teaching in his class, but he literally just yelled “WELL, THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST KILL EVERYONE THEN.” I don’t care what he’s teaching, I just love to hear him getting all worked up and passionate. It’s really just the cutest.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Deadpool could save hundreds of lives through organ transplants.

[manfuckyopride]

me backstage at one of chris brown’s shows after i give him the wine and pasta i made him