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elvi | 18 | spain love big cities and nice people

[laurens-german]

Dirty Dancing (1987) dir. Emile Ardolino

[grantsattler]

#how i look at food when i know i’m full but i’m still gonna stuff myself with it

[magicurl]

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

[hoursago]

ALSO FROM NOW ON WE’LL BE USING CODE NAMES [x]

[lublutravkuidinahui]

[hughgrantinpaddington2]

I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that You Tube video. I knew we’d need a back-up plan. The boat was actually Plan C. The church was Plan B and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.

[sextronautt]

how can lawyers argue without crying 

[melodyhansen]

[occasionally-conscious]

[scenesfromaboredmind]

[chronicowboy]

damn right

[grishaswand-deactivated20230323]

Remus: I’m not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you

Sirius: Earth isn’t a planet

Remus: HOW THE FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET

[itsnotjustpms]

No responsibility. No consequences. No problem. (If you’re a dude.)

[collectivesighs]

I’m going to copy this cartoon and put it every place I possibly can, with credit to itsnotjustpms.

[robertdamneyjr]

My dad never really gave me a lot of support, and I’m just trying to break the cycle of shame.

[pisceanpizza]

Yesssss

[writing-prompt-s]

One day, a familiar approaches a kid, and tells them that they are the heir to a powerful villain, and will inherit his powers and title as dark lord when they come of age the next day

There’s just one problem: the kid he’s talking to was just told by a fairy that they’re the next hero of the land.

Describe how these three handle this.

[wildestlovers]