PetraPunk

There’s things here.

[petrapunk]

I like to pretend that the First Contact War ended with the discovery of hoodies.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Had a coworker tell me they hadn’t texted once because of the time. “I didn’t want to wake you.”

I stared at them through the dawning realization that they lived in a world where that was remotely possible. “My phone is on do not disturb if I’m sleeping. Why would I let random texts wake me up? My sleep is important.”

Equally baffled they replied, “What if someone at work needs you?”

“I am not a manager. No one at work will ever need me badly enough to interrupt my sleep. If I’m not working then there’s no reason to be calling me.”

“Not even if you need to cover?”

I laughed, “I don’t need to cover. They could ask me to cover but good luck getting ahold of me if I’m sleeping.”

They looked distressed at this idea.

To console them I added, “I have important people like my mom and my wife set to override. If they call they get through no matter what.”

There was a small pause before they asked, “You can do that…?”

So friendly reminder. Become unreachable. Work does not need you that badly. Sleep.

[petrapunk]

Hot coffee is a stim and I can’t believe it took so long to realize. Like not the caffeine but the hot?

[spiralatria]

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

[merinnan]

[vindalf]

Detritus: I think dem rioters about done. Dem's all calling for a cab.

Littlebottom: They're chanting "ACAB", Detritus. It means "All Coppers Are Bastards"

Detritus: Heh. Well, they ain't wrong. I know I am, and Mister Vines would say he is.

Littlebottom: What about Carrot?

(thinking at Troll Speed)

Detritus: Well, ok. But then again... Nobby is bastard enough for two coppers.

Very precise Ahnk-Morporkian rioters: ACAOTAOBE!*

*All Coppers Average Out To Approximately One Bastard Each

[whatcha-thinkin]

You won an all-expenses-paid trip to the Olympic games! The only catch is that you must compete in one event as the normal-person benchmark to compare with the athletes. Which event?

figure skating

speed skating

ice hockey

snowboarding

downhill skiing

ski jump

biathlon (skiing + shooting)

bobsled

luge

curling

I may not be an Olympian but I can make a decent effort in [tag]

travel? Italy? cameras? uggggggh just met me stay home

Voting ended onFeb 14

[peterquillsuggestion]

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

[petrapunk]

should turians attempt yoga? Asking for a friend.

[spiralatria]

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

[all-hail-the-antler-king]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[were--ralph]

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Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

[were--ralph]

Where do you fill the cereal to

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Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

[were--ralph]

please reblog so i can get a larger sample size!

[petrapunk]

These questions were asked in the wrong order. >:(

[anxietyproblem]

[raycatz]

Affirmations Four and get it together Four

[petrapunk]

murder is okay

[petrapunk]

so maybe I'm still enamored by the idea of turians in human styled clothing

full version coming…soon?

[ay-parcamm]

:)

[bookstorepropaganda]

I’m only slightly crying.

[ashermajestywishes]

I’m completely crying.

[scarimor-deactivated20180521]

my 16 yearr old son is watching over my shoulder and we’re both crying

[xvnot15]

I use this in my cheder classes at synagogue when we’re learning about Gemilut Chasidim, acts of loving kindness. It’s really important to start the message off with the point that no religion corners the market on that concept. This is an amazing and life affirming commercial of all things. Brilliant.

[elegantmess-southernbelle]

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

[charl0ttan]

basically a speaker disperses the music in a fine mist throughout an entire room, much like a humidifier. and earbuds bring the .usic directly to your ears and spray it in them like a hose. but when you listen to music through your phone speaker it just pools there on the table or whereever. not good!

[demaparbat-hp]

The Crew is boisterous and loud, full of traitors, inside jokes, and secrets. The scum of the Fire Nation. The forgotten tiles on the Empire's Pai Sho board. The ones who change the game.

But most importantly—they're a family. And no matter how much they complain about their boss (teenage menace that he is), they'll do anything for their Prince.

Anything.

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The Crew is the heart and soul of my fic For the Spirits. No one really knows just how important they will be to the story...how important they already are.

[demaparbat-hp]

@petrapunk thank you. Now I can't unsee it.

[petrapunk]

You’re welcome :]