Nice try. I hate Olive Garden.

Maggie. 20. Doing My Best

[petratishkovna]

Hi Hello!!!

Uhhhhhhh hi I haven’t been Here in ages but I just wanted to pop in and say that if anyone cares I’m proooobably gonna at least be password protecting my blog because a lot of Really Great Stuff is happening career wise rn and honestly this book has too many allusions to 1d fandom for me to continue existing here l m a o. BUT!!!!! if you want to hang (if you even like remember who I am??????) I’m on twitter p much constantly and also instagram if you’re into that sort of thing. I may????? be back in a more Professional Capacity at some point in the future but yeah thanks pals!!!!!!

[littlelionsloves]

I love the extra details in Brooklyn Nine Nine so much, like look at the rainbow folders in the background here!

And then they move to Gina’s work station and stay there throughout the rest of the show, in that exact order. Like imagine Gina needing the contents of those folders but seeing they’re arranged in rainbow order and making sure they stay that way

Then Captain Holt gets this lil rainbow flag instead and it moves with him when he gets transferred to the public relations department and then moves with him again when he moves back into the 99

What Captain Holt said in the first episode of the show is so true, like he really doesn’t try to hide the fact that he’s gay, he has rainbow things everywhere like I can’t imagine what purpose that tiny disco ball could have other than to show that he’s gay and not ashamed of that at all (also look at the tiny NYC model it’s so cute)

Gina has a jar on her desk that says ‘Ashes of Problem Employees’ and I can 100% imagine her threatening people she doesn’t like with that jar and them blowing it off but also being just a tiny bit worried

Then look at Jake’s car. He has a rubber duck stuck to his dashboard and a rubber chicken and shaving cream? Like he’s always running late so imagine him just perfecting the art of somehow shaving in the car to save time and washing his face the second he walks into the building so he just always has shaving cream in the car with him and literally everyone who sees him is just sort of disgusted but also a lil bit impressed

And look at his desk!!! He has a #1 Detective sticker on his lamp and this tiny police car and it’s just so so cute to me, like what if he got that police car when he was a kid and first decided he wanted to be a detective and that lil car came with him to uni and to the academy and moving from desk to desk with him until he finally gets to be a detective

Idk I just really love this show and their attention to detail

[biggerthan-thewholesky]

Ok Harry you must know that listening to Sweet Creature was enough emotions for a day and yet you decide to go out looking like a fucking prince with your long coat and your hair that suddenly grew 3 inches and I honestly can’t take it.

[bored-libra]

[loneozner]

someone explain to me why Harry keeps writing fuckign committed love songs from the perspective of someone who knows what real love that hurts is like if he’s just a serial dater like I’d genuinely like your explanation LET ME KNOW

[pinkharold]

Sweet Creature // Harry Styles

[cinnamonswirlhair-archive]

we were talking about how we were gonna make sweet creature about larry when it came out but like. harry did that already

[rasmalais]

im not sayin’ it’s gonna be country but it’s gonna be country

[alivingfire]

he tried to warn us…. we didn’t listen

[louandhazaf]

📢📢 LIAM ITS YOUR TURN 📢📢

[louandhazaf]

❌❌ NOT WHAT I MEANT ❌❌

[brittanacedes]

GLEE MEME: Five Characters ↳ 4. Quinn Fabray

[umhi-im-goner-blog]

Folks who didn’t have tumblr before 2010-2011ish didn’t have to deal with all those fucking gifs of that guy who worked as Peter Pan at Disneyland and subsequently hear about the drama that ensued when Tumblr Kids kept fuckig stalking him at work

[archangelruind]

my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

[telesilla]

I kind of needed this today. Thank you.

[lightlybow]

Them: Oh you don’t want this cat. He’s wild and he bites everyone and he’ll never just sit nicely in your lap. He’s a project cat. 

 Me: That’s okay, I’m a project person. 

 Two weeks later:

He won’t leave.

[gokuma]

@donskoi

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Tell us your secret oh great kitty whisperer.

[lightlybow]

Step one: let him hide or shy away from you if he wants to. He wouldn’t let me touch him for a couple days after we got back from the shelter. His comfort was more important than me getting to touch him.

Step two: make yourself nonthreatening. In my case this meant being very quiet, bringing food and lying down on the ground within his eyesight as an invitation to investigate.

Step three: watch his body language and don’t do things that make him uncomfortable. Turns out my cat often bit when he was overstimulated so I made sure not to overwhelm him.

Step four: draw lines, but not with brute force. Even though his biting wasn’t meant to hurt, I wanted to make sure he wouldn’t injure anyone in the future. So I decided when he bit me, I’d yelp “ow!” And then withdraw all physical contact for a few minutes, sometimes leaving the room. Now he never bites, but sometimes he puts his teeth on my hand and then thinks better of it.

Step five: provide a good outlet for destructive behaviors. Aka PLAY WITH HIM, SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

Step six: be patient.

Step seven: get lucky and somehow pick up the best cat in the entire shelter. I don’t know how it happened but he’s a godsend. He’s literally cuddled me out of a panic attack. We both really needed each other.

[sashayed]

[politicallyincorrectwalrus]

i love the term “partners” are we dating? are we robbing a bank? do we run a legal firm? are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? who knows.

[cephsblog-deactivated20210624]

[wrongmeat]

A medieval weaponry shop run by three people all dating each other

A polyarmory

[fieldbears]

[respectfulmemes]