oh worm

Del/Delsin, He/They, local Cursed Boi icon by @boyhowdyitsthesheriff (thanks bro) Song of The Day: 4000 Degrees Kelvin, Kelly Baileyl

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[petrichorprophet]

*kicks door in* 

hey i Moved over to @thelocalbannerman so this blogs gonna be like..... Inactive

[joybare-deactivated20201118]

my worst fear: i am a grown ass adult. someone persuades me to go up and do karaoke. the song is “we didnt start the fire”. i get up on stage and the first word out of my mouth is “john”

[mackdizzy]

THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY

WITH FERGALICIOUS

WE SANG THE FIRST VERSE TOTALLY NORMAL AND THEN GOT TO THE SECOND ONE

IM TOTALLY JAMMING

“kar-FERGALICIOUSDEFINITION

[puthy]

[chefpyro]

fucking unbelievable

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[despazito]

the othe genre of 2008-2010s Dark Millenial music:

lady antebellum

shinedown

daughtry

the fray

kings of leon

theory of a deadman

skillet

rob thomas

the script

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

[sarroora]

[madonees]

[sleepingpowder]

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

@ gays what are your laptop backgrounds i’m genuinely curious 

[lily-orchard]

You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

[wirehead-wannabe]

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

if all the keys are smashed they’re gay

[qade-the-tanker-nerd-deactivate]

Why?

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

hasjehskbakdblasbk

[fuocogo]

Me @ myself: There are so many dnd podcasts please for the love of god find  another dnd podcast

Me, for the thousandth fucking time: So like tay-k.. tayc.. are you naming your goddamn wizard “Taco”-

[theweirdwideweb]

[nalukaiooc]

The fire cleanses

[hotvampireadjacent]

we aren’t build to last as a species

[vegetal-run]

[volcel-official]

Reclaim your birthright, gentlemen

[florocragnien]

When people say boys will be boys this is what it really means

[bummbleydoodley]

Looking through old doodles and found this beauty.

[mikuladie]

[dimomarg-deactivated20181220]

[sanex-deactivated20170216]

[yoyle-cake-deactivated20170227]

[237-moved-deactivated20200830]

WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

[muse-whimsy]

[gravity-harness-deactivated2022]

[shineysmile]

[deebyfeeby]

[abbybyabbyby]

[genustoys]

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

[gasstationeggsalad]

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN