Devourer of All Things Sour

Will post arts eventually. In the meantime, enjoy my shitposts. (I CAN DRAW PLEASE BELIEVE ME | Common name : rei | Scientific name : citrus eatus | pfp: perle_arte | header: @soappox

[sabertoothwalrus]

🐐

[petridish-marlin]

fruitless

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[tnperkins]

Back in the day when I was working on Ben 10, we had a couple of episodes that revolved around the future with Ben 10k and his son Ken (Ken 10).

In the episode about Ken, he complained about the aliens DNA in his watch. He rattled off a list of the aliens he disliked. They were never seen on screen, so we never designed them.

After many requests from fans of the show, I did some designs for what I may have done for Snakepit, Sandbox and Shellhead.

Your mileage may vary.

Cheers!

P.S. - I know Shellhead is not turtlesque... but sometimes you gotta switch it up. 😉

[notaspectatorsport]

Miscedence

v. to feel happy that someone has chosen to confide a grief or sorrow to you or has sought you as a companion when they are upset. You are not happy because they are sad, of course, but you are proud of yourself for doing any number of small things to assure a fellow human that you will not make their melancholy worse. Perhaps, they even feel that you can share some comfort or wisdom that will make them feel better. 

[homunculus-argument]

Things birds would make memes about:

when you're all fucked up and ready to GO but the male got too into doing his mating display and won't fuck before he's done dancing

when your hatchlings this year should be all grown up and you've taught them everything you know but they still follow you around beeping for food like GET A FUCKING JOB

lmao the stupidest fucking mf in the flock got stuck in a trash can

when your species mates for life and you just realised that your spouse that you imprinted on is a fucking idiot

stealing fluff for my nest straight off a sleeping dog because I fear no death and answer to no god

I think my huge idiot son is a cuckoo

THE SUN IS UP AND SO AM I, TIME TO SCREAM MOTHERFUCKERS

Birds of prey hanging around bird feeders waiting for rats, squirrels, smaller birds, and other bird food to show up.

I fucking hate seagulls, all my homies hate seagulls

suck my dick, I'm a seagull, fuck you

[flawlessflesh]

thistle's terrible teens

[bumblingest-bee]

the age-old question: "is my beloved mutual in a totally different time zone to me or do they just have a terrible sleep schedule"

[ponti-pines]

We will meet again

[petridish-marlin]

[b0nkcreat]

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

[b0nkcreat]

live reenactment

[micoafterdark]

hi guys so i have been really into dungeom meshi lately

[bakk0]

Laios, we need to cook

[disasterofartist-deactivated202]

Yes. I ship them.

[loudlyrottingmaplelog-moved]

what is your relationship with the previous poster

warrior's bond

i have killed them. badly

watched them come back wrong

they are my royal advisor, my most trusted ally

i dream of dropping an anvil on them each night

we live under the same rock

they are half my soul, as the poets say

i love them enough to go to hell for them, i love them too much not to look back

they stole one of my bones :(

co-captains

Voting ended onJul 9, 2024

[yarrayora]

whenever i pointed out canon farcille can be read as platonic too, people get baffled at me, so i pointed out that if marcille's desire to save falin is used as proof of romantic love, then that would imply laios is madly in love with his own sister, and we all know dungeon meshi isn't an incestuous love story

that's when the amatonormativity jumped out, with people arguing that it's a given laios would want to save his own sister but there's only one possible explanation marcille would want to save falin

even though it wasn't their intention, they basically implied marcille wouldn't have saved falin if she only considered her as a friend

they accidentally interpreted marcille as a fuckboy

and it really, really, isn't a given for laios to want to save falin just because they're siblings. namari's father abandoned her, kabru's father rejected him, kiki and kaka were thrown away by their own biological family, mithrun only realized he should be cherishing his own brother after hitting rock bottom

"it's a given"

the fuck it is

you look at me in the eyes and tell me mr and mrs touden would have done the same for falin in laios' place

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[catchymemes]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Senator John Fetterman