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Carlyn | 17 | ♌️

[santas-clauze]

[tiktokarchive]

[ohrganizedkhaos]

[weloveshortvideos]

[how-do-magoo-deactivated2020052]

this is the purest video I’ve ever laid my sinning eyes on

[petrikour]

me @ gamestop

me: hello how much is this video game?

gamestop employee: sixty dollars

me: *slides them a 20* how bout now??

gamestop employee: forty dollars

[officialwhitegirls]

[dateamonster]

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

[pleasedonteattidepods]

[hollyfox142]

Now it truly is the forbidden fruit.

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[2-shane-s]

[eleventhemage]

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

[queenbruv]

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

[gentleflutterby-deactivated2022]

when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[melonmemes]

Wide Boy Needs Clothes

[prozacpill-deactivated20170705]

goodbye mariah, till next xmas

[galaxy-of-the-guardians]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[petrikour]

people who like pineapple on pizza: yeah its pretty good i get its not for everyone though its kind of a weird sensation but i like it

people who dont like pineapple on pizza: i will FUJCKING KILL ANYONE WHO BRINGS A PINEAPPLE INTO MY LINE OF SIGHT, if you bring a pineapple to me i will shove it down my dick and launch it like a cannon at you, killing you immediately. ill take the pineapple and f

[thepugman360]

[skykangaroo]

me as a detective