a blog, or

The reconjured slew of words chosen fit for regurgitation by a particular mind or minds whom you see writing this elongated semi-ironic prosaic title before you. Call me by a name you or the current memetic powers that be deem suitable. Also, she/her and it/its pronouns please.

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Stevejob from a guy with glasses and a turtleneck

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Stevedore from a guy who works at a dock.

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im sooo full of fiiiiishhhhhhhhhhhh uougthhhhhhhhh

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recently discovered Old Man Yaoi sitcom (vicious from 2013)

they hate eachother so much <> <> <> <>

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sometimes u gotta take a chill pill, other times, calm balm. maybe even. serenity remedy.

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a relax xanax maybe

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self-reflection injection

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okey-doke toke.

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new species of bed buge just dropped

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whole new variety over here get the entomologists. or etymologists idc. get somebody

[angel-spores]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a sex toy

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okau everybunny,. i havces to go. for now. ill beeeeeeeeeee

back

after a whileee :D

[petripup]

sometimes u gotta take a chill pill, other times, calm balm. maybe even. serenity remedy.

[petripup]

a relax xanax maybe

[petripup]

self-reflection injection

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

they invented a new drug with a high like no other its called a girl you are head over heels for is head over heels for you in return

maybe life is going to be okay after all

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whos ur dealer i need to get in touch

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sometimes u gotta take a chill pill, other times, calm balm. maybe even. serenity remedy.

[petripup]

a relax xanax maybe

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YOU KNOW WHAT! this shit IS something to me, man! I LOVE YOU! RAHHHHHHHH

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til. bees play with colorful toys. <3 <3 <3 <3 the world is a wonderful plance and bees joyous color toys yay <3

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sometimes u gotta take a chill pill, other times, calm balm. maybe even. serenity remedy.

[kira-serialfaggot]

Regicide is a victimless crime

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nintendo just makin new ones up huh

[theonion]

What To Know About Cyclosporiasis

Cases of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic infection that can cause “explosive diarrhea,” have been reported in at least 34 states. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the illness.

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to find out more about which specific states, search "explosive diarrhea rule 34"

[linddzz]

officially the best line in The Odyssey

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bro his name is literally Lying Odysseus why would you trust him???????

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Toilet Training for Babies or: how to go from shitting on the Sitter to sitting on the shitter