Pretty Owl

♥

[petrowlet]

And there we have the next one of Elm Squadron! Renn Gorma!

It's funny. I had a little mimimi-moment while colouring his hair, because that color gradient--- it seemed so -extra- to me (so it's perfect for him). And then I remembered I had an oc with a similar kinda haircolour. I am a hypocrite. Renn wore it better too, how dare he.

Anyway. It was fun but I am not quite happy with this one yet! Maybe I will have time to figure it out and fix it, before I draw Jace. But... I won't have time until next weekend... my 3 week vacation is over uu;; gotta get the squad together tho!

Here is the Chibi Mylo!

[petrowlet]

I didn't draw anything in five years, how about that. But! I had a fun little joined drawing stream yesterday and what better excuse to draw the sweetest clawderan in the galaxy than trying to fan the spark, that got reignited from drawing together <3 Don't get fooled tho! This sweet asian fishing cat still has it in him! not sponsored by fluffy puff brand, sweet cuppencakes.

[pinkishcats]

waltz drawing party is over ! thank you SO MUCH to everyone who joined it was so fun and I love everyone's art so much <3<3 me and @jesperhatcherart had a bit of a collab there where we colored each other's drawings !

i accidently deleted 2 of my own sketches now they're gone forever oops BUT STILL I had a blast ! again thank you so much anddd I hope you guys like it

[petrowlet]

The moon and the Ocean creating Tides.

[petrowlet]

Merry christmas! 🌲❄ There is a raffle running on my twitter account, if you want to check it out :D Here

[petrowlet]

PREORDER [open] hello! I am offering keycharms again! this time its a bokuaka spiderxmoth AU! here is the info: ☆ 25 pieces (preorder) | 50 pieces available ☆ 8 euros a piece (shipment within europe included/ further destinations need to pay for shipment) ☆ 2.5" / 6.35cm | double sided ☆ clear acrylic charm ☆ heart keyring ☆ gloss ☆ payment via paypal / bank transfer Preorder ends on 29th september. On that day I will sent out the payment information, so you will have 7 days to pay 🤗 would be super happy, if you could share this post >////< thank you! ♡

[petrowlet]

PREORDER [open] hello! I am offering keycharms again! this time its a bokuaka spiderxmoth AU! here is the info: ☆ 25 pieces (preorder) | 50 pieces available ☆ 8 euros a piece (shipment within europe included/ further destinations need to pay for shipment) ☆ 2.5" / 6.35cm | double sided ☆ clear acrylic charm ☆ heart keyring ☆ gloss ☆ payment via paypal / bank transfer Preorder ends on 29th september. On that day I will sent out the payment information, so you will have 7 days to pay 🤗 would be super happy, if you could share this post >////< thank you! ♡

[feministism]

[parlezvousladybug]

And that should be immediately reported to HR. (And hopefully they do something)

[rebelle-capitan]

As someone on Facebook said, “This is why they pester you to smile. To them, a smile is consent.”

[professionalkinkshaming]

Dudes really be out here unironically hating women

[zanillani]

How dare this woman have a beautiful and symmetrical face? How dare she make him horny on PURPOSE with that gray T-shirt? What a fucking creep. I would have started screaming at him because I would be thinking of literally everything he had ever said to me or any female coworker and reported that shit to HR.

[petrowlet]

thats it. They are all Claude Frollo.

[feministism]

[parlezvousladybug]

And that should be immediately reported to HR. (And hopefully they do something)

[rebelle-capitan]

As someone on Facebook said, “This is why they pester you to smile. To them, a smile is consent.”

[professionalkinkshaming]

Dudes really be out here unironically hating women

[zanillani]

How dare this woman have a beautiful and symmetrical face? How dare she make him horny on PURPOSE with that gray T-shirt? What a fucking creep. I would have started screaming at him because I would be thinking of literally everything he had ever said to me or any female coworker and reported that shit to HR.

[pandaaamonium14]

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[skrillcholas-cage]

oh my god these are great

[princemetalthunder]

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

[impsexual]

[wocinsolidarity]

BLESS

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

I’m gonna reblog this forever and ever and ever and ever

[jade-green-butterfly]

This deserves another reblog~~<33

[thedailyshow]

Donald Trump is calling for “extreme vetting” of immigrants. Can his own supporters pass the test? Jordan Klepper investigates.

[xtimelessheartsx]

Invalidate them all!!!!!👏🏾💯

[scribbled-death]

Remember to support the artists you love, likes don’t spread their work….

Deviantart || Twitter || Patreon || Webcomic

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Me: lol I should like this 

Me:  W  A  I  T 

[thedovahcat]

This comic is a big trap and its damn hilarious

[drtanner]

This goes doubly so for writing! Support your favourite writers, too!

[decaffeinated]

This is why I mention @garrettauthor to my friends Every. Single. Time we talk about books. He’s an indie fantasy author so his works might not be for everyone, but at least for me they tick a lot of boxes. Speak English and need good fantasy books in English, maybe even just to practice reading English if it isn’t your native language? The Nightblade Epic seems pretty good for that so far. Need trans and queer representation? The Chronicles of Underrealm have plenty of that. Need aro or ace representation? I can’t remember the name of the character or the book they appear in but I’m 99% sure there’s an aspec character in some of the books.

[garrettauthor]

eeeeeep thank you!

Yes, Mag from the Tales of the Wanderer is ace, as are multiple side characters in all the books of Underrealm.

[would-u-like-ur-milk-in-a-bag]

[kjy-archived]

tokyo evenings 

[petrowlet]

BokuAka and Stardew Valley ☄ Facebook: Pretty Owl

[glitzbot]

the first of… many in a series of HQ stickers I started  ♡ ♡ ♡ you can find them on my shop!  ☆ etsy.com/shop/glitzbot ☆