oh bother @pettyandunsteady - Tumblr Blog

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

easterndaylighttime

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

xylocopae

starting a collection

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

bonivers

this is really how it feels

#i rarely complain about my lack of sleep at work (irl is a diff story) bc it's just the norm and i hate when people that don't understand #try to tell me to take melatonin or magnesium #buddy i've dealt with insomnia for as long as my brain can remember i've tried it all #ALL #anyway my coworker regularly complains about 6 hours of sleep and blames her mistakes on it and i'm just like #what #she's terrible at her job and i don't think all the sleep in the world would fix it

going to dc in sept and my coworkers asked if i wanted to see anything in particular and i said nope but added i wouldn't mind seeing where steve says "on your left" to sam and they were like What and Who the hell are you talking about

#i am going to see my cousins and watch hockey and soccer that's it #also #i realize that location is the reflecting pool #also have not cared about marvel in years but some things stick with you 🚬#speaking of let me go watch ca:tws before my trip