Petty™ Hakuouki Moments

Featuring Pettiness™ from various Hakuouki media~

[wikilifeadvice]

stop your addiction to being right

[maxknightley]

good advice for everyone who isn’t me

[alley-cat-sunflower]

@pettyhajime

[pettyhajime]

Souji the type to tell a scary ghost story then scare Hijikata when he least expects it all while acting like an innocent angel~

hehe

Happy Halloween everyone!

[lawrichai]

Inktober 2018 #8 - Shinpachi Nagakura Hakuoki - Edo Blossom & Kyoto Winds

Copic pen and Markers on recycled paper.

Today I offer you the best fake smile of Edo!

[pettyhajime]

Kazama’s Inaccurate Petty™ Moment #2: High Praise

lmao who says chivalry is dead

[enbiart]

Me: *realizes I haven’t drawn Heisuke in, like, forever* Me, rushing to get my drawing tablet: I abandoned my boy!!!!

[lashglue]

so…….i found this chart

[lashglue]

new ask game tell me where i’d be on this

[alley-cat-sunflower]

I’m sure this has been done before but

[pettyhajime]

Sanan’s Petty™ Moment #1: Observations

Remember when the Idiot Trio™ asked Sanan to give them hangover medicine and Shinpachi accidentally took his new untested medicine?

Sanan: Good morning. You’re all here again?

Shinpachi, weakly: We may have gone a bit overboard last night...

Shinpachi: Sanan, could you give us the hangover medicine we had last time?

Sanan: Can’t be helped...

*Shinpachi accidentaly takes the incorrect medicine*

Sanan: Nagakura, that’s an experimental medicine you musn’t take that!

Shinpachi: I already swallowed it all...

Heisuke: Are you all right, Shinpachi!?

Harada: Sanan, what is that medicine for!?

Sanan: Even I’m not certain of the effects of that medicine...

Shinpachi, not acting like his usual self: You have to be tougher to stop me.

Harada: Shinpachi, is that you?

Shinpachi: What are you talking about Harada? I am the real Nagakura Shinpachi in the flesh.

Heisuke: That’s not Shinpachi at all!

Sanan, casually writing in his notes: Will affect their personality...

Harada: Sanan, forget about making observations and think of something.

Sanan and I have similar behavior when stressful events occur, hehe.

Bonus!

Shinpachi: All right, everyone. It’s time to patrol our rounds today...

Shinpachi:

Harada & Heisuke: He hasn’t really changed at all...

ahahahahha and they’re off to repeat the cycle~

[pettyhajime]

Saito’s Petty™ Moment #11: Winner Winner Tofu Dinner

Remember when Kondou made the Shinsengumi race and let the winner pick out the entire dinner menu?

Kondou: At times like these, we shouldn’t lower our guard. All right, then! We’re gonna run around the grounds. Five laps!

Everyone: What!?

Kondou: Whoever finishes first gets to decide tonight’s dinner menu.

Shinpachi: Kondou, that’s not enough-

Saito, excitedly: I’d like to request nothing but tofu!

Saito: *immediately starts running, obtaining an obvious head start while the others are distracted*

Everyone: Only tofu!?

Everyone, while chasing after Saito: Hey! No way! Hey, wait up!

*Saito finishes first*

Shinpachi: Hey! Come back here!

Heisuke: Ahh! We lost!

Saito, happily: All right. I’ll prepare dinner. Cold tofu, Koya-style tofu, fried tofu cake. The miso soup will be made of tofu. Excuse me.

Harada: Hey, how about reconsidering!?

Shinpachi: At least one dish!

Saito couldn’t have asked for a better prize...

[pettyhajime]

Shiranui’s Inaccurate Petty™ Moment #1: Introducing Kazama

here’s shiranui introducing Lord Kazama™ and kazama getting back at him, probably

[pettyhajime]

Souji’s Petty™ Moment #17: Smart Souji™

Remember when Hijikata saw through Chizuru’s disguise and Souji had to rub salt in the wound?

Hijikata: “Hmph… What makes a girl put on pants and run around Kyoto pretending she’s a boy?”

Chizuru: “Um… Huh?” He did not look happy. “Did… did you just say ‘girl’?” I was scared, there was no denying it. Sanan looked at us and nodded.

Sanan, with a smug grin: “I see. Then you really were a girl.”

Chizuru: “Huh…?”

Souji: “C’mon, you really thought putting on a pair of pants was going to fool us? Even an idiot could see you’re a girl.”

Chizuru: “What?!” Had… Had they really known all along? I wasn’t quite sure what to think.

Dear Chizuru,

If it’s any consolation, I sincerely thought you were a prepubescent boy when I first watched the anime way back in 2012/2013.

xoxo Dany

Bonus! (the best part imo) 

The contrast between Souji and Kondou’s reaction to her will always be amusing to me ahahahaha i love kondou

same kondou same. srsly i was like “run little boy run!! those bad guys are gonna slice you up and you’re 13 max you still have a long life to live!!” aklsjdfaljsdflasjdf i’m the type who avoids spoilers as much as possible it makes things v interesting lemme tell u. i originally thought chizuru the 13yo boy would become a trainee or sumthin. heh boy was i wrong af

[pettyhajime]

Shinpachi’s Inaccurate Petty™ Moment #2: Shinpachi’s Ideal Woman

Shinpachi’s Ideal Type:

female

breathing

conventionally attractive

dtf

He’s a simple man with simple pleasures and he doesn’t discriminate.

[pettyhajime]

Merry Christmas!

Saito and I wish you all a happy celebration! Stay warm and stay healthy. Here’s a lil playlist as my gift to everyone, enjoy~

Christmas Playlist:

Baby It’s Cold Outside - Idina Menzel & Michael Bublé

Feliz Navidad - José Feliciano

Santa Baby - Megan Nicole

Santa Claus Llego A La Ciudad - Luis Miguel

Why Can’t It Be Christmastime Year - Rosie Thomas

[enbiart]

A sweetie Okita to go along with that Heisuke~

[pettyhajime]

Souji’s Petty™ Moment #16: Lonely Souji

Remember when Chizuru wanted to leave Souji alone to let him rest? The boy had another idea...

Chizuru: “It’s getting late. Shouldn’t you be getting back to bed?”

Souji: “Well I could, but... Since you’re here you think maybe you could lay down for a bit until i fall asleep?”

Chizuru: “What?! What does that have to do with anything?!”

Souji: “Little slow on the uptake tonight? Usually you’re pretty sharp. What I’m saying is that I want to talk to you a little longer... So will you stick around?”

Chizuru: “S-sure, but I’m not going to sleep next to you...”

Souji: “You don’t like being close to me?”

Chizuru: “I-I just mean that, um, if I lay down with you then I might fall asleep... A-and I still have some, uh, work to do so I can’t afford to do that.”

Souji: “Oh... If you’ve got stuff to do I guess you’ve gotta do it. Kinda disappointed, though.”

Chizuru: “R-really?” I hadn’t expected him to say that. “I’ve never really heard you talk like this before. Are... are you sure you’re okay?”

Souji, sighing: “Damn, are you really gonna make me spell it out? I get lonely in here by myself, so I wanted you to stay here with me.”

Chizuru: “Oh. O-of course! I’ll stay with you until you fall asleep!”

Souji: “I’m starting to get used to relying on you... Thanks, Chizuru.”

Surprisingly Sweet Souji™ at it again...

[flower-dragon]

Ok, but what if Hakuouki Sannan didn’t have to wear glasses?

So I made a rough sketch of him, and he turned out pretty viable (imho).

[pettyhajime]

Harada’s Petty™ Moment #5: Harada’s Friendly Gesture

Remember when Harada and Chizuru were talking and she seemed a little down?

Chizuru: “Aah!” He gave me a friendly smack on the back that I hadn’t been expecting. It was... quite powerful.

Chizuru, coughing: “Wh-what was that...?”

Harada: “Oh, sorry. Guess I hit you a little hard.”

This smack of his was really sweet, in a way. It’s his version of letting her know he’s there for her. He’s treating her just as warmly as he treats Heisuke and Shinpachi.

[pettyhajime]

Kazama the type to pretend he’s a top when he’s actually a bottom