Peyton 'peypey' Melgrave

graphic design major/business minor. twenty-one. junior. (not affiliated with eliza taylor)

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Riddle Time

What comes once in a minute, Twice in a moment, But never in a thousand years? 

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come to my room later and i will test my theory to this riddle out. 

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why are you so frickin' tall...fucking amazonian.

Because I ate my rice and cabbage, dick.

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soshantelle:

Originally posted by jourdandunnnews

<3

that smile. see i wasn’t lying.  

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why are you so frickin' tall...fucking amazonian.

Because I ate my rice and cabbage, dick.

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you are perfection

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Sister aggie? Why? There is nothing pure about you....

You think differently anon? Wow. I’m so offended, everyone knows I obviously live straight by the bible, I am the purest of pure, I’d even say I was holy. I’m just fucking kidding, I sweat like a whore in church because I am the whore in church. You should come see me and we can be sinners together ;) 

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So Mark gave me this bible and i-i think its made me see the light....can i convert and be apart of your nunnery? I think we would pray better together. Scream our praises to the lord above?

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love me

baby all through the night i’ll love you.  so much so that i can’t wait to hear my name on your lips as i show you what heaven is like. 

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when are you gonna call me? I mean....I'm not into you like that but damn Pey.

if i knew who you were nonny, i would pick up my phone right now and dial your number. beautiful...i’m not psychic.  

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who do you consider your friends?

Wilbur, though sometimes, I feel like Jiminy Crickets and he’s Pinocchio. None the less, he’s considered a friend.

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broits-wilbur:

What? Why not?? I mean an old lady would suit Alex better but that’ll do. We gotta find our blue fairy then!

Well, when you wish upon a star...your blue fairy has arrived! 

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would u consider yourself a sexual person?

oh wow. well… @sisteraggie and @midfieldalexa would you consider me sexual? 

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midfieldalexa:

just sit back and watch

have you seen yourself? is there any other way to look?

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If you seriously think that we dance like that in the club . . I can’t help but wonder if you’ve actually had any experience beyond holding hands and sending love notes.

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only person allowed to dance from now on. 

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lawofthemark:

ok just to those who need it then, like blondie. she started all of it

blondie? hmm...not very original nickname. 

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OH LORD OH LORD

bible thumpers are everywhere.  bring the sexcapades back!

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baby, i’ll show you frisky. come to my room later.

as much as i’d love for a demonstration on scissoring ——– i’ll have to pass

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oh my sweetie, scissoring is only for the beginners.  you look talented.  i would try you on something more fit for your league...

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Day 1 and you guys are already getting frisky ——– just don’t pop a baby on the field!

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baby, i’ll show you frisky. come to my room later.

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so who would you consider your best lay?

My first anon is about getting laid? I love it. But ya know i’m not one to kiss and tell, Jesus doesn’t like it. Just fucking kidding, I don’t give a shit, though I’ll give my main hoe Peyton some love, since babe.

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it’s been ages since i got me some aggie-love.  you should come to my room tonight.  i can kick out the sophy. no offense wednesday.  

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As if you would ever need to offer twice, you can count me in. Poor Wednesday though, she’s such a sweetie I’d almost hate to get her kicked out. Speaking of which, my roomate at the moment appeares to be MIA, it’s our lucky day.

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you know....we don’t HAVE to kick her out.  she could join us...learn a thing or two...but if your roommate is gone lets start early.

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is your muffin buttered?

i’d rather be the one that does the spreading. 

and then licking up the juicy contents after…

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… and you went there.

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do you even know where ‘there’ is? 

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you're kind of a freak, u know?

freak? sure. i’ll roll with that. ladies love a freak in the bed.