pez

shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker

[pezbez72]

"i cant deal with people anymore, its just everyone sucks so hard, you know, everybody is so stupid, and they all walk around going nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyahnyahnyah"

[ashcremated]

shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏

[goldcrescent]

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

[kathrenax]

kingslayer

[bluecoolr]

The Hammer and The Anvil

Prince Baelor Breakspear struck the rebel rear with a host of stormlords and Dornishmen, shattering their lines and the battle was ended. Prince Maekar led the rest of the forces to crush the rebels between them.

(I feel so seen about the bowl cut, thank you 🙏🏼😌)

[keltbh]

he's working on it

[holymuttz]

I made a site for sailing the seven seas

https://unblockedsites.straw.page/

Dw none of this stuff should have ominous links or virus ads (if it does lmk ill take it donw immediately)

[holymuttz]

This is still up and running btw

[haedraulics]

shane and yuuri met and became friends while yuuri was training in detroit.... victor and ilya have each others' numbers and have drunk called the other on several different occasions... this is what divine winds have told me 😌☝

[haridraws]

[astrotheyge]

"The hearts of men are easily corrupted." Wake Up Dead Man (2025) & Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Bonus for @mykingdomforasong:

[medyrick]

[eatmarcus]

I can't fucking stand these guys

[irreparableinnocence]

Patron saint of Menstruation, actually.

[rockwoodsss]

[cardo-de-comer]

Death and the man who isn't afraid of it

standalone render of Death

[lee-quiche]

"I'm loaded!" ⛏️💎

[okaysure1111111111-deactivated2]

my saparata design + headcanons

Yes, I eat up the haircut that signifies change every single time

Headcanon timeline below

In my head the timeline is farrrr more spaced out, with a month or so spanning between events btw

Saparata does not know how to fight at the beginning of the timeline, he’s incredibly athletic but hasn’t formally learned any combat skills

As a peacekeeper and isolated person he doesn’t have a reason to know much beyond simple monster slaying

The trapped meeting occurs and saps flees

During the proceeding trial his jewelry is confiscated (except for his smiley necklace that holds no value)

After he escapes he cuts his hair for safety

Turntapp takes him in and gives him clothes for the harsh cold, and teaches him how to fight, saps is clearly naturally gifted

Following Turntapp’s death, he moved to Westhelm where he’s given more suitable clothes (again) and trains in the colosseum

When the inevitable fight between him and Fluixon occurs he is aided partially by flux expecting him to be the same pacifist guy he betrayed