P Family Comics

Family comics page currently featuring Gauffle The Dog, Thing Dude and Fragile Eagle. All images (c) 2020, 2021 their respective creators.

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Aaah! A wolf!

The wolf is going to eat me!

I’m not going to eat you.

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I heard a neat explanation for the phrase “that takes the cake.”

It seems lazy pat falsehoods crowded out anything true and good. Which includes cake.

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It’s Halloween night!

There’s witches in the air!

We don’t care!

We’re just pumpkins

You look like you’re ready for some fun

It’s time for some spooooky night!

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On my way to my football game and I see a butterfly! This is bad for my allergies!

Butterflies are my only fashion!

We can send the butterflies to the flowers and all be happy!

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I gave them the finest ribbon candy and place-name t-shirts!

I guess I gave them the creeps.

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This hamster will never stop running.

...Well I was wrong. This hamster has broken its leg.

After a couple of days the hamster is free to run.

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I get so many bananas from this tree!

Hey what about me?! It’s not fair

Do you want one?

If I give you one, we could be best friends

I do want one but I don’t want to be best friends. I don’t like you.

The monkey is sad.

I was a little rough on him maybe.

I’m sorry! Maybe we can be best friends.

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I like the delicate taste of sriracha aioli on my food!

But the world eats me with ketchup.

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Maybe my streak of bad luck is gone!

Maybe not.

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Eagles never go to the beach

I wonder if I can swim

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I wonder what I’d look like drawn on an Etch-A-Sketch!?

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What’s that?

It’s a key that I keep in the lowest place in my house that has the Norse god of mischief on it. But don’t talk too much about it, I don’t want people to know about it.

So it’s a low-key Loki low key?

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Who is that? It’s my henchman, Binder.

Why do you need a henchman? To carry around my rope I use to tie up all my binders. But I also use it to tie up people who annoy me.

You shouldn’t tie people up! That’s it!

Binder, bind her with the binder binder

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Romeo, Oh Romeo, Where art thou Romeo?

Uh, Lila? Yes?

This is The Wizard of Oz, not Romeo and Juliet! Right. Uh, Sorry

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That fly is spinning.

Probably looking for a place to poop.

🎵You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself about that’s what it’s all about... 🎵

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How was your trip? Good.

But I’m carrying a few extra pounds.

You don’t look fatter. British pounds

That could have gone better.

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...and so I now pronounce you husband and wife!

You may kiss!

Um, Mr. I have a few questions. Can we kiss _after_ this? Are we _legally_ married? You said you ‘pronounce’ us husband and wife. Is there something wrong with your pronunciation?  Oh brother.