all night long;

“Oh, right. Y’know what to do, right? I’ll just go find a shirt. Or maybe not. After all, this is my room.”

#okay good otherwise that reply wouldn't have made sense lmao #accidentally lets slip where she was oops

“Yes, ‘Lijah I know what to do. Believe it or not a few months in rehab doesn’t mean I suddenly forgot how our movie nights work. -- Do what you like, I’m not bothered if you wear shirt or not.”

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“No, I don’t wanna open it. —-Open it for me. No, wait – I wanna open it. No, just – open it with me. Promise you’ll open it with me? And – and you brought ice cream if it’s a no, right? Okay ——- okay. —-Oh my god, wait, I’m not ready..”

“Yeah I can’t deal with this amount of anxiety so I’m going to leave the ice cream and you be.”

“I’m pretty sure knocking is still a thing. — — I mean, it’s a rather easy thing to do, don’t you think? But yeah, did you want something? Or did you storm into my room just because?”

#half of me feels like they hooked up before #the other half can't remember #idk what this is tbh

“I mean it’s nothing I haven’t seen before but we had actually made plans, to catch up like we used to with movies and I brought pizza?”

“Life’s been absolutely splendid, thanks.”

“Glad to hear it, dude.”

#same tbh er #gh

“Good to see you, too, Em.”

#i feel you #me too #i ate too much chinese food

“How you been since I fucked off?”

“Change has always fucked me over, anyway.”

“It has? Anyway, it’s good to see you again Hud.”

#hows you?

“Alright, but imagine this. Fucked three girls, one night. Brunette, blonde, and then a ginger. Guess who was the best? The fucking ginger. Ginger’s have souls guys, and I just proved it. With sex.”

“Same old Hudson Rivers, huh? Some things really don’t change.”

#hey bae

text || open

myles: dude....

myles: i just realized....

myles: i'm annoying as shit

myles: help :(((

em: you're not /that/ annoying

em: don't worry about it ok

#text #hola

“Maybe I did. Maybe.”

“We both know there’s no maybe about it, babe.”

#aw i'm glad cutie

“Better?”

#im good ty cutie how are you??#ok ok #happier gif time

“Much better, you know you missed me.”

“Sorry about that, I — — welcome back.”

“Still not the welcoming I wanted.”

#hey

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“I’m Canadian. You not liking Canadian bacon, it’s like…if I stabbed Obama, or Taylor Swift. It’s the sacred meat. Even more sacred than my dick, and I really love my dick.”

#i think im gonna be hated for saying im on zayns side #whoops #sorry not sorry

“I’m sorry, I can’t control what my taste buds like or not. Okay that is way too much information about you that I really didn’t need. Please don’t ever talk about your dick to me again.”

#laughing

#gtfodylan

,,

“— — Did you want something or?”