hello stranger

hannah jean / 23 / any pronouns

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[daddyfuckedme]

[toskarin]

even though I knew where it came from, seeing the original image still feels like peeking at a crack in reality

[dzamie]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Are you ugly on purpose pickles?

[android-lloyd-webberr]

HERE COMES DAREDEVIL

[danhumphrey]

redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and it’s truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like “looking back on my cringe 2021 taste….” and it’s a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. she’s like screaming in agony. the comments are all like “omg not the microtrend 😭 i can’t believe i ever wore that” like woah. i think you guys are crazy

[copepods]

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

[duckapus]

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

[copepods]

no fucking way dude. are you serious

[greelin]

sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

[swarnpert]

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like pooping farts

[swarnpert]

i could really take a shit right now

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[grox]

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

[aflo]

i got a freling

[grox]

Oooooooh ooooooh

[antonymziie]

something something corpse possessed by a demon. i don't know, i think silas is a pretty swell guy

[kosmogrl]

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

remembered that like after panic stopped being good brendon urie was suddenly doing backflips onstage and id like to know when he learned to do that bc either 2006 brendon was capable of turning that out the whole time or he started abusing coke in adulthood and decided now is as good a time as any to learn gymnastics maneuvers i guess. either one is nuts

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

not a single song does he need to be doing all this for

[pangur-and-grim]

I never expected Grim to be so motherly

[pangur-and-grim]

Grim may be grumpy, but she still shows kindness toward her bald son

[lakevida]

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

[lakevida]

hi this is andys roommate he got snatched up by a big hawk in the park and now hes gone forever do U feel good that this comment was the last thing he ever got to see on the computer