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phil & his phiancé who absolutely loses his shit at everything
update on detective dan howell
au in which dan howell is a critically acclaimed detective who is currently looking for a "sidekick", after his previous one mysteriously disappeared. known for his short temper, and complicated personality, no ones applying to the listing except... phil lester. desperate, but completely unqualified, somehow lands the job. the rest is history.
so what if i said i am writing this as my debut ao3 fic
My top predictions for Phapril Fools Day in no particular order
Fake engagement/wedding (holiday video clickbait)
Heavily censored picture of them kissing or cuddling
Completely unhinged fake merch that we'll love and demand to be released
• dan posting on his channel (prank video)
this video is proof of time travel because that is definitely dan from yesterday in his chat
id rather die than go to reddit whats happening on r slash dan and phil
what's not happening?
it's not a specific incident (& ive made a post about this before), they are just unreasonably harsh about dan. and genuinely it reads as if they would personally KNOW dan. his career, if he even likes it or not, faking his entire personality (this one is popular), phil only "tolerating him". i saw a post about how dan is borderline abusive to phil... which is really really uncomfortable idk
they're also weird about phan over there, like, as if them being together was still speculation and not actually confirmed. you can't really discuss fanfic or ship-y things.
they also seem to think dan's book was a entirely a cash grab.
i never thought redditors could ever be more parasocial than tumblr users.
and then i opened r/danandphil.
oh boy..
no one asked and no one cares but..
au in which dan howell is a critically acclaimed detective who is currently looking for a "sidekick", after his previous one mysteriously disappeared. known for his short temper, and complicated personality, no ones applying to the listing except... phil lester. desperate, but completely unqualified, somehow lands the job. the rest is history.
thank you, random plot generator
this insane phil moment...
bbbbl oody v v vvampire dan edit... enjoy 🤍🧛🏻
my 😭 16 😭 year 😭 old 😭 situationrelationship 😭 is 😭going 😭 to 😭 show 😭 you 😭 his 😭 nerdy 😭 stuff 😭so 😭 be 😭 nice 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
i love how they love :)
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