Well Hello Again

A Bipolar Poly Pansexual Becomes a Content Creator

[phanny-wiggles]

[phanny-wiggles]

Happy birthday to me ^-^

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

[phanny-wiggles]

GAMESWORKSHOP JUST MADE MY DAY

[tyjrose]

anonymously send me

Money

[fidelcostco]

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

[memesnotwelcome]

[scooplery]

i am so in love with this little animal that i had to draw him…

[funnytwittertweets]

[amietita]

sada… ma’am… you occupy my mind….. 🦕

[modern-politics111]

Lauren Boebert defeat could cost Republicans the House. Colorado voters: You have 8 days to see if your ballot was rejected and correct issues with it. Spread the news!

Ways to check:

⁠https://www.coloradosos.gov/voter/pages/pub/olvr/regVoterDetail.xhtml

https://colorado.ballottrax.net/voter/

If there is a problem you can take steps with Txt2Cure: https://www.coloradosos.gov/pubs/elections/FAQs/TXT2Cure.html

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The only thing that could make me happier than this worthless nazi cunt losing this election would be if her loss also meant that the disease that is the Republican party as a whole utterly failed in something they were attempting to achieve so I am keeping my fingers crossed here :D

[phanny-wiggles]

A commission I worked. Very excited to show this off. If interested please feel free to reach out.

[markingatlightspeed]

PENNSYLVANIA SENATOR JAWN FETTERMAN

[markingatlightspeed]

There are two things Pennsylvanians hate more than anything:

1. Carpetbaggers

2. New Jersey

And the GOP thought they could win by running the dead centre of that venn diagram. FOOLS.

Fetterman, the largest candidate, could simply have eaten Oz.

[markingatlightspeed]

[phanny-wiggles]

Working on a commission, thought I'd show it off because frankly I'm impressed with myself.

[hungry-skeleton]

People getting banned from Twitter and scrambling here feels exactly like that Parks and Rec episode where Eagleton merged with Pawnee for financial problems and it was just

[hungry-skeleton]

[retrogamingblog2]

[casbeeminestiel]

Reminder to vote and ruin an old white man’s night

[saywhat-politics]

[dduane]

This.

[joseph-lavode]

Ignore the polls. Do not get complacent OR defeatist. Vote as if your vote will make all the difference. We can do this!

[headspace-hotel]

Kentucky is about to vote on something similar. If the young folks show up, it can mean victory.

[chansaw]

PSA for new tumblr users!

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

[radwolf76]