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anarchopuppy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

dexfiles

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

frontmansdog

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

feralratbitesu

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

json-derulo

earlier I was coming back up from skating and one of the starstruck little kids from across the hall asked me, “how are you allowed to drive on the inside?” (referring to the fact that I carefully skate in the hallway and elevator, because swapping shoes on and off for the one-block commute to and from the park is a massive pain in the ass), and I swear to god the dialogue options that flashed up on my heads-up display were

[] Nothing in the lease explicitly says I can’t, and all uncodified rules are merely suggestions

[] I’m probably not, but the only people in this building who are fast enough to actually stop me are the maintenance guys who are all charmed by my kind green eyes and adorable dog

[x] I ate all my vegetables and did my homework so my mom said I’m allowed to do whatever I want

inkskinned

unfortunately there are like 23 billion other things to worry about right now but just for the record: straight people who are trying to "rebrand" pride month as "national nuclear family month" are so fucking evil. positioning gay pride as antithetical to the concept of a family is evil. doing so in a way that is explicitly white nationalism is evil. acting like queer pride is the thing that destroys families is evil.

we are not just backsliding, we are back at the milquetoast assertation "love is love." for the record: when people ask us why we need pride this is literally fucking why. when other queer people ask me if we really need all the rainbow shit, this is why. when we make a fuss about so many shows not having any positive queer rep: this is why.

it has only been 11 years since it was nationally legal for gay people to get married. homophobia is still very much alive and well - and it is often the thing that ruins a family.

wizard-council-bureaucrat

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

hyper-lynx

I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.

scilas

Preserving not-prev-but-someone-elses funny tags in this chain as well because I love both these additions actually,

m0thmancore

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

m0thmancore

“oh yeah i mean im not diabetic but i dont really know how insulin works and i think its kinda freaky that you gotta poke your finger all the time so im gonna go ahead and say insulin is illegal”

thats how it sounds.

thepoisonroom

we are NEVER developing a hang better than slumber party with your friends sorry

cntrlaltdelete-what

oneheadtoanother

emmaduerrewatson

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

flower-seeks-the-moon

my favorite ao3 writers be like this

penny-anna

Here is another doctor who take: I DO get why people didn't like Disney who did I DO get why people didn't like the Chibnall era but I do NOT get why it doesn't seem to register with people that going 'they should roll the show back to Capaldi's regeneration' is just an unbelievably bad look

penny-anna

Maybe I am giving these people too much credit and they are just open sexists & racists who know exactly what they're saying but. Regardless of their intentions they are saying 'we should roll back to the last time the doctor was a white man'

asteroidtroglodyte

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

infectiouspiss

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

sorta-spaced-out

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

sorta-spaced-out