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john | fifteen | washington just another egbert to add to the small army already out there. there is a 94% chance that it is great to meet you! M!A: --- ((this blog is on indefinite hiatus!!))

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what is a psychic midget who escaped from prison 

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a small medium at large

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laugh at me 

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oh. whoa. that is pretty creepy. i mean, i think cats are generally pretty mysterious creatures, but still.

yeah, seriously. some people make it look so easy and they always get the perfect gifts for everyone and i just don’t get it!! i just don’t. i’m so bad at that. i guess i’m just sort of bad at reading people and figuring out what they would want.

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well, i'm probably overreacting. gcat is most likely a totally normal cat!

i'm sure you're better than you think you are. presents are just really difficult. you could always ask? there's got to be at least one person who won't turn round and say 'nothing', which is frankly the worst thing people can say to present buyers anywhere.

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thanks man.

cool! i’m doing pretty well, landed in a different universe but it’s all good.

you know, regular everyday human stuff.

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different universe? geez. that sounds kind of rough! but kind of familiar? there's a girl in my house at the moment who's from somewhere far away, i think. i haven't been downstairs to meet her yet because i think she's a friend of jane's and i don't want to get in the way. i just kind of half-listen from my room, creepy as that sounds.

i hope you manage to get home, though! being stranded in a different universe sounds pretty awful, to be honest.

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maybe i could tell all the jokes printed on the insides of the doors on my advent calendar just to break the silence.

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freaky? freaky how?

haha yeah i’ve had that problem too. i’m just kind of bad at getting presents for people? i never know what to get them. i want to get them something they’ll really like, but it’s hard to think of things.

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freaky as in...uh...it's kind of hard to explain. i look at godcat and get this feeling that he's just planning something? not bad, of course, but it's still weird. he's pretty fast, too, it's like i never see him enter a room. i turn around and he's just there.

...i think i may have cat-based paranoia.

and tell me about it. it really sucks when i want to get somebody something perfect, but everything i can think of is too obvious? christmas is harder than it looks.

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amen to that.

what kinds of things about christmas? i keep forgetting that it’s so close. i still need to come up with a good present for my dad.

i wish i had a cat.

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it's jane's cat, really. i'm not even sure if he or she has a proper name, but we just settle for godcat. it's a little freaky sometimes.

and present stuff, mainly. normally i just don't remember until the last minute and people end up getting a bundle full of christmas decorations or something equally lame. not even kidding, one year i just gave everybody in my third grade class paper snowflakes that i made in the car on the way to school.

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oh no worries. things are alright. it’s almost the weekend so that’s good news. how are things with you?

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oh man, the weekend. any time away from school is a good time!

i've been thinking a lot about christmas, but other than that life is pretty normal. it's all just boring, cat-won't-stay-off-my-bed house stuff.

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it's a lot harder than i'd thought it would be to find an e.t dvd in the washington area.

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hey there! sorry i didn't reply to this earlier. how are things?

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the origin of love, 2012

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l33thaxxor replied to your post: you’re probably wondering why i gathered you both...

jfc

welcome to the blog.

how goes it?

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i didn't know whether to put this in tags or under a read more but w/e

sorry i haven't been on in the past two days! not that it probably affects anyone but i know i left a few people without replies

i caught the sickness bug going round my school meaning i haven't been able to get on the internet much? so if i left you hanging then just kick me in the butt k and i'll get right on replying again

cracks knuckles

(except not really i have no idea how to do that)

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dude, chillax. i was just kind of upset that you jumped to conclusions, that’s all.

but for the record, i’m not a “version” of you. i’m my own person, ok?

so, how goes it?

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it's on the record, in blue pen underlined three times. i'll remember that.

and it goes pretty fine, actually! this is the part where i should say that something interesting happened to me, but other than meeting some new people (you're one of them) it didn't. how about you?

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YES. DECISION, VERY GOOD. SMART BOY.

あなたはよりインテリジェントだったら。あなたは私の申し出を受け入れるでしょう。しかし、私は待つことができます。興味がある場合。私がどこにあるかあなたは知っている。

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you know, if i didn't know the context of this conversation that could sound a whole lot like you were offering me a place in a mafia army or something. maybe you could call it the megido mafia.

the mafia megido? the damarmy?

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hey there! i

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i’m not sure how to greet an alternate version of myself properly. this is kind of awkward! but anyway, nice to meet you. how are you?

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woah woah woah.

hold it right there.

how do you know that i’m an alternate version of you?

why do you even think that there would be alternate versions of yourself?

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there are a lot of versions of people hanging around this place, and after i checked out your blog i just figured! i didn't mean to offend you or anything. that wasn't exactly the best way to start a conversation on my part.