Halloween All Year

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My Girlfriend's A Witch

A witch and a scientist dating is a strange combo.

One is a spiritual being who can create metaphysical phenomenons by saying a few words and the other lives their life through logic, believing that there is an answer to everything.

Even though these two shouldn't fit together, they just do. Y/n and Rick have been together for four years. Though they've had their fair share of fights, they've never strayed from each other.

Even though Rick has been around Y/n for four years, he still thinks their magic is bullshit. Ricks life's goal beside killing Prime is to prove his partner is really using some kind of science and not magic.

Y/n thinks its funny how hard Rick tries to achieve this goal. They also feel bad because he runs himself ragged somedays trying to do so.

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Go Away

Rick- I dont see what the problem is.

Y/n- Im on the toilet!

Rick- So?

Y/n- So? Get out you freak!

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Sick Fic

Getting sick with an alien disease is never fun, getting sick with a human disease is the worst.

Despite all your traveling with Rick, you some how ended up sick with the flu.

Not a super flu or a flu from an alternate reality, just a normal not alien flu.

Normally when you get sick Rick will give you some kind of medicine to cure you. Except when he doesn't.

Every now and then Rick decides he wants to play nurse maid.

He brings you really good soup, he gets you vicks rub which he insists on putting on your chest.

He takes very good care of you.

Now you normally wouldn't have a problem with your partner taking care of you, except Rick was clearly enjoying taking care of you to much.

Like a disturbing amout, you would wake up from a nap to him just staring at you.

He also gets upset when you or someone else does his self proclaimed job.

Your also pretty sure that at one point he was wearing a nurse outfit, not a sexy one just a pair of scrubs.

He denies it, but you've definitely seen him wear it.

You don't know if you like when he does this or not. What you do know is that you really wish he'd tell you where he gets that soup from.

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Stalking Is Normal Right?

Calvin Fischoeder stalks you, though he doesn't see it that way.

He definitely doesn't have a good understanding of personal space. Just look how he acts around Bob.

So you can expect him to not take in regard that stalking your significant other isn't ok or normal.

His reasoning is that he needs to keep an eye on you incase something happens to you and so he can see what to get you for a gift.

Calvin can't follow you all the time, hes a busy man. So he uses his carnies to follow you around.

Calvin Fischoeder loves you with his whole being, that being said you are going to have to explain to him that its not romantic to stalk your partner.

Its Creepy.

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Dating Calvin Fischoeder Would Include

Party's he definitely loves to throw party's.

He probably has an entire separate wardrobe just with party outfits.

Hed also get you and him matching outfits. From fancy party's with all his rich acquaintances to parades and festivals, this man is going to dress you up in the best outfits.

Calvin is a very busy man so dates would happen at very random times.

I can picture him waking you up at 3am to have a candle lit dinner in the garden or finding you in the afternoon for an ice cream date.

You can't tell me Calvin isn't a romantic. This man is bringing you all kinds of sweet gifts.

He definitely brings you a single flower everyday and your favorite candy.

Cuddling is a requirement, if you refuse him you can expect a very sad man.

Since Calvin has to run so many businesses you both definitely spend most of your time at home.

I imagine a regular night for you both would include.

Some kind of trash tv, a warm or cold beverage depending on the weather, and some snacks while cuddling in bed.

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Y/n- What? First you smash it and then cut the head off.

Rick- It was like nothing to her.

Y/n- I go to church now.

Morty- She left the head out there to send a message to the other rats.

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Rick- would you still love me if I was a worm?

Y/n- If i say yes will you leave my house?

Rick- No.

Y/n- Id squish you if you were a worm.

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Other Y/n-Why are you always self destructing ?

C137 Y/n- I forgot how square and boring I looked.

Other Y/n- Yeah we look way better now. Look I need some help with a patient.

C137 Y/n- Sure then shoot.

Other Y/n- So this patient of mine is fixated on an ex and how said ex used to treat her and is bringing though's feelings into her new relationship.

C137 Y/n- Oh easy, classic projection. She needs to look at her past relationship and realize that just because one relationship went poorly doesn't mean her current one will.

If she continues to project past experiences onto her current relationship she will lose them.

Other Y/n-....

C137 Y/n- Oh, I see. Your smart.

Other Y/n- I know Im you.

Later

Rick- So how'd your -uurp- therapy go?

C137 Y/n- Good, I really opened up to myself.

Rick- Good, wait what?

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Happy Thanksgiving

Rick- You know what today is baby!

Y/n-.....

Rick- It's Thanksgiving!

Y/n- Rick its 3 in the morning, go back to sleep.

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Rick- Why can't you two be more like Y/n! They dont complain or cry! Look at them!

Summer & Morty-............

Y/n happily playing in toxic gas.

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Imagine Rick just being obsessed with a totally normal person.

You move in next door and any time something weird happens, you go inside and either hide or call the cops.

Not that the cops do anything, but you still try.

Rick for some unknown reason really takes to you.

He tries dragging you on adventures only for you to appropriately freak out.

Instead of getting mad he tries harder to make you want to go with him on adventures.

You make it very clear by your screaming and cursing that you wanted nothing to do with him.

Rick also drags you on non adventures, he has a tendency to make you join Smith family dinners.

If you refuse, Rick just comes over to yours for dinner. He tells you since he's already here, you both might as well eat together.

You question how he got in your house.

You don't get an answer, you do find out that when you refused to go over for dinner, Rick chooses to stay with you instead of his family.

You find this out via jealous daughter drunk at your door at 3am on a Wednesday.

So you join the Smiths for dinner, only on the weekends though.

You can't handle them everyday.

You don't understand why Rick likes you so much, as far as your concerned the most exciting thing you've done this year is repaint your living room.

You also found out while painting that Rick has security cameras in your home.

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Morty- Y/n, do you trust Rick.

Y/n- Of course I trust Rick.

Morty- That's gre-

Y/n- To do something completely stupid.

Morty- o_o

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Pentagram

Ring ring ring

Rick- Wh-urp-at?

Y/n- Hey babe, lets say hypothetically a pentagram appears and a demon pops out. What would you do to get rid of it?

Rick-..... Y/n, did you summon a demon?

Y/n- Nooooo.

Rick- Y/n when I get home is there going to be a demon there?

Y/n- Oh what's that, I think we got a bad connection.

Rick- No we don't uurp have a bad connection! Is there a demon there?!

Y/n- Can't hear you bye love you!

Rick- Y/n!

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Y/n- So, you want and sandwich?

Demon- I'd love a sandwich, do you have any chips?

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Date Night Ruined

Morty stealing the portal gun to show off to Jessica and he immediately gets in trouble. Rick having to leave your date to rescue him.

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Codependent Couple

You and Rick are both equally dependent on each other. You've never spent more than 20min apart from each other and that was painful enough.

You and Rick might as well be fused together as one person. Being apart is not an option in your guy's eyes, metaphorically and physically.

You share everything with each other, clothes, food, science stuff, bodily fluids, shampoo, seats, you name it you've both shared it.

Anytime you guys sit down for dinner you both sit in the same chair eating off the same plate.

Doesn't matter how small the chair is you both twine yourselves together so you can both eat comfortably.

Bathroom time is also spent together, if one goes you both go. Public bathrooms tend to be tricky so you both try to hold it until you get home.

If by chance you do get separated, gods help the poor souls that get in your way.

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Mini Me

Being a single mom to a genius kid and meeting Rick.

You and Rick met at a bar, had a few drinks and ended up at your place. Late in the night Rick was woken by your kid, who pulled a couple hairs from his eyebrow.

Before Rick could say anything the kid runs off, to their basement.

Following them down, he sees a bunch of recycled garbage thats been turned into lab equipment.

Looking around he finds the kid doing a DNA test with an old barley functioning computer.

The next morning you get ready for work and head into the basement to find your kid, only to be greeted by Rick teaching your child how to weld metal.

After that day Rick started coming around more. He'd bring all kinds of materials for your kid to use.

Nothing with radioactive substances, the mutated rock that could talk brought an end to that.

You and Ricks relationship started as sleeping together when your both in the mood, but as time went by you both became close friends to eventually romantic partners.

Of course you only agreed to start dating after giving Rick a very long lecture about how you wouldn’t date him if he was only going to break your heart.

You couldn't put yourself or your child through that. Rick has become taken with you and your child, so he plans on doing anything to keep you both around.

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I like the idea of you and Rick sleeping, Morty comes in after having a nightmare and curls up between the two of you.