white boy wednesday

he/they but in the cadence of the dk rap

[skittypilled]

i love this tweet i love it so much

[feelboss]

[avey-tare]

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

[pinklovely05]

I figured it out

[winduppup]

SANS: Steven After Not Surviving

SENSHI: Steven Eats Nutritious Savory Healthy Items

[aflo]

hurt people:

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch wife (now ex wife) just cummed in my mouth and left forever just walked out the door and also she killed my pet termite by stomping on it too

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it wasnt dead immediately I carried its broken body to a hospital where it died in the lobby because no one would take me seriously because this country has gone to the proverbial and literal dogs. swerved to hit a husky and #DogMom on my way home just to make things right you know I have to lash out at the fucked world that did this to me and alvin (my termite)

[epicsause-official]

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

[spongebobproductionart]

Mr Krabs animation cel from Scaredy Pants.

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[maja-paja]

[nyaa]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

scout TF2 5 years HRT

[pink-rathian-official]

DeepLeffen is a Twitter bot trained on r/smashbros and Tweets from professional Smash player Leffen. It randomly generates Tweets based on prompts it is fed.

It’s probably the best account on the site.

[acekoral]

He is doing a very good job of being a convincing smash player

[nightmarechamillian]

OP where’s the gamer goof of the century post

[pink-rathian-official]

You’re actually so real for this, it’s easily one of the best and I can’t believe I didn’t put it in

[angelicguy]

step son saw my candy