portal 2 sentence starters.
โ look, i wasnโt going to mention it to you but iโm in pretty hot water here.ย โ
โ donโt panic! alright? stop panicking! i can still stop this.ย โ
โ okay listen: new plan. act natural. weโve done nothing wrong.ย โ
โ oh, itโsโฆ you.ย โ
โ itโs been a long time. how have you been? iโve been really busy being dead. you know, after you murdered me.ย โ
โ we both said a lot of thing that youโre going to regret, but i think we can put our differences behind us.ย โ
โ this will be our only chance to talk.ย โ
โ you know, if youโd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge. luckily, iโm a bigger person than that.ย โ
โ the important thing is that youโre back. with me. and now iโm onto all your little tricks.ย โ
โ here come the test results: you are a horrible person. thatโs what it says, a horrible person. we werenโt even testing for that.ย โ
โ oh thatโs sad, but impressive.ย โ
โ i thought about our dilemma, and i came up with a solution that i think honestly think works out best for one of both of us.ย โ
โ federal regulations require me to warn you that this placeโฆ is looking pretty good.ย โ
โ iโve got a surprise for you after this. not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. a real surprise. with tragic consequences.ย โ
โ whatโs going on? who turned off the lights?ย โ
โ alright, we are escaping. thatโs whatโs happening now, weโre escaping!ย โ
โ they said the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy.ย โ
โ iโm pretty sure weโre going the right way, just to reassure you.ย โ
โ hold on, hold on, i might not have thought this entire next part completely through.ย โ
โ i honestly, truly didnโt think youโd fall for that. โ
โ if iโd known youโd let yourself get captured this easily, i wouldโve just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling.ย โ
โ iโm afraid youโre about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club.ย โ
โ well, i suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but i have a better idea.ย โ
โ if i were you, iโd take a deep breathโand hold it.ย โ
โ wait, what if this hurts? what if this really hurts? i didnโt think of that.ย โ
โ you didnโt do anything. i did all the work.ย โ
โ you know what you are? selfish. iโve done nothing but sacrifice just to get us here, and what have you sacrificed? nothing.ย โ
โ youโre not just a regular moron. you were designed to be a moron.ย โ
โ keep an eye on me, iโm going to do some scheming.ย โ
โ we just need to relax. weโre still going to find out what the hellโs going on here, but calmly.ย โ
โ when life gives you lemons, donโt make lemonade. make life take the lemons back! get mad! i donโt want your damn lemons; what am i supposed to do with these? demand to see lifeโs manager! make life rue the day it thought it could give ____ lemons!ย โ
โ if weโre going to explode, letโs at least explode with some dignity.ย โ
โ iโm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one, and thatโs with some generous rounding.ย โ
โ the good news isโwell, not so far, to be honest. iโll get back to you on that.ย โ
โ i know weโre in a lot of trouble, and probably about to die, but that was worth it.ย โ
โ this place is self-destructing, you idiot!ย โ
โ i get the impression theyโre trying to kill us.ย โ
โ it wasnโt anything personal, just, you know, you did kill me. fairโs fair.ย โ
โ hello! this is the part where i kill you!ย โ
โ are they killing you? theyโre killing you, arenโt they?ย โ
โ look, even if you think weโre still enemies, weโre enemies with a common interest: revenge.ย โ
โ i already fixed this. and you are not coming back.ย โ
โ the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. and iโll be honest: killing you is hard.ย โ
โ you know what? you win. just go.ย โ
โ itโs been fun. donโt come back.ย โ
โ oh how we laughed and laughed, except i wasnโt laughing.ย โ
โ under the circumstances, iโve been shockingly nice.ย โ
โ i used to want you dead, but now i only want you gone.ย โ
โ youโve been replaced, i donโt need anyone now.ย โ
โ go make some new disaster.ย โ
โ youโre someone elseโs problem.ย โ
โ i only want you gone.ย โ
โ i wish i could take it all back, i really do.ย โ












