Bloody Phantom Umbrella

The secret of success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you. [An Independent Feitan rp blog from HxH. I rp with all.]

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You again.

Dumb brat. You want to lose your arms this time?

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Danchou. 

It's been a while.

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well-excuse-me replied to your photo: // QU Q I know I’ve been gone for a while but— I...

Very good! I squealed uwu

// Q U Q HEhehe thanks! 

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// QU Q I know I've been gone for a while but--

I have been working on something relating to this account, I swear!

Soon, you shall see me at Acen and AX! 

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Lonely? Yeah Especially when I Have to talk to is a sadistic, self-centered jerk with little patience, who respects only force and has yet to show any redeeming human quality. who will if his lives to a ripe old age a still VERY SHORT old man with lots of cats and Phinks!

And yet I get what I want. You get stuck with nothing except a gaping hole and an empty room. I can live as the real me and I still get all the lovers to fuck, all the corpses to desecrate, and an extremely valuable reputation as the one who is best at what he does.

My my, this world just happily bends to my will. 

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Shut Up! I hope you Fly right into a Chimmy sweeper!

Even if I magically ended up doing that, at least I would have company. Feeling all alone now, boy? Because no one wants you?

Hahaha!

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Any favorite authors? Edgar Allan Poe would have to be mine.

Poetry is sophisticated--and complicated. I hated it when I first started learning our language. 

Dickinson is a good poet as well. Her themes always lead back to death. 

Authors--I do enjoy Lovecraft. 

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Oh cram it you Emo Mary Poppins! Aleast I don't have to stab people just to get a morning glow!

Hit a sore spot? Hahaha! 

And you are right. You don't stab--you're much too uninteresting for that position. You get stabbed instead, don't you? By a man who probably long left you by now! 

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what kind of books are you interested in? Do you have a favorite?

Horror. Psychology. The Art of Medicine. 

I have too many to pick one favorite. 

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*licks your abs* mmm

[Claws face off before stomping on.] 

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hey human

I hate pointless greetings.

What do you want?

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And Here I thought Hisoka was twisted during Sex, Man you are creepy!

If you regard that man's sex as less twisted than mine--perhaps he isn't having sex with you.

Not that it matters. He'll grow bored of you and find a new fruit soon enough. Haha!

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Where do you Get your Umbrellas from?

Why do you care, brat?

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Baby come back I miss you on my dash!

--"Baby"? 

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My boyfriend is starving me. :c I just want some nachos....

Is this the part where I lie and say I care?

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What if you had to torture someone with congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis (a rare disorder that makes you unable to feel pain among other things)?

There are multiple forms of pain. 

The mental devices work just as well as the physical. They bleed less but still--

They do scream.

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No don't disappear again my heart will break from missing you so much!

I can hear it cracking several miles away.

What a lovely sound.