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// i know i’ve been absent, and i don’t even know if i’ll be on here in the meantime. i’m posting hiatus warnings on all my blogs while i remember. sorry for not doing SHIT lately :( i’m sick and low-energy.
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“—LIBEL.”
Tagged by @omoikokoro Tagging @destructivour @destrozcs @harathos @vaunlicht @veinity
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@godkilller
“ALEXA, lock the doors.”
❝ … !? ❞
“—I wasn’t talking to YOU.”
+ @harathos.
KARAKURA TOWN. A man staggers into Urahara’s shop, shoving past displays and wire racks as though he’s coming to the end of a grueling marathon and they’re blocking his path. Jars clatter noisily into each other when he leans on their shelf for support. Finally, when he’s within arm’s reach of the cash register, the man collapses. He bounces off the glass case and lands with a thud on the floor, leaving a semi-transparent shinigami standing where he was.
The short-sleeved surgical greens Szayel Aporro is wearing reveal a spreading infection that begins in the crook of his right arm. The skin there is deathly pale; the veins underneath show through nearly black. “This is AGONY,” he wails, a latex-gloved hand thrown theatrically over his forehead. “I can’t even stay in a gigai. I’m being devoured, Urahara-san. These could very well be my final moments.”
Sensing that his theatrics are not being properly appreciated, Szayel Aporro gathers his strength and shoves the cash register to the floor with a noisy crash. “EXCUSE ME. Could I get some service?”
strcngered:
Was he… actually correcting Uryū? The arrancar had proven to consistently be something else. A different something else than that bastard of a shinigami scientist, but similar enough that his very presence made the quincy’s skin crawl. With every word Szayel said, he genuinely wished the man would just let the drug take him and drop dead. It would make this easier for the both of them.
“I can hate two people at the same time.” The playfulness in his voice made Uryū’s frustration well up in his chest. This was just another game, another mind trick. He wasn’t sure why he was even listening to what the man had to say. Fingers twitched as he watched Szayel Aporro, waiting for an excuse to go on the offensive.
“Right now, Kurotsuchi is on the same side as me. So you’re the scientist I hate more.”
It takes a maddening eternity for Ishida to make it through a couple of words, much less a whole sentence. By the time that Szayel Aporro has registered this last silence as an expectant pause, he’s completely forgotten what it is he’d planned to say. It’s the fault of these chemicals. He’d almost rather be one of Kurotsuchi’s dead Quincy than linger in this infinite agony. The thought sparks something, and Szayel Aporro’s eyes seem to focus on Ishida as though finally seeing him fully.
“You are a child, and moreover an idiot, so I will explain this in little words: KUROTSUCHI IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE. He exterminated your people ––– that he even bothered to call them PEOPLE is the extent of his great mercy, I promise you that.”
“Hollow do not even qualify as sentient,” Szayel spits, though the effect of the drug reduces it to an slurring mumble. “A definition amended by your good friend KUROTSUCHI. Resulting in, among other things, the reclassification of certain CHEMICAL WEAPONS...” Clumsily, Szayel Aporro raises an arm that feels like it weighs a thousand pounds and gestures to his present condition. “... as harmless PESTICIDES.”
“I had thought the Quincy abhor torture. I see that I was wrong.” His arm hangs off the slab where he’s laid out, either forgotten or not worth the effort to replace. “Of course, I am on my own side, too. BUT I AM HONEST ABOUT IT.”
sumnihilis:
‘ your MEAGER insults to my intelligence do nothing to bolster your own, do they ? childish. ’
“AH——!! It thinks, it speaks, IT LIVES!! You GRACE me with your voice, Cuarta. What other wisdom is rattling around in that empty skull of yours?”
@godkilller
“ALEXA, lock the doors.”
veinity:
“i don’t feel strongly in regards to kurotsuchi,” he paused, he supposed it would be a loss if something where to happen to mayuri. he had to admit to useful technology and the powerful mind behind it, though, another taking up the mantle and being rid of that vile man would not be so bad either. though, it was not up to byakuya, he imagined the captain commander would ask for his return. “i am not the captain to bargain with nor threaten, for that matter,” silver gazed searched through the blackness that blanketed them. he could not see any crack nor fissure, he wondered if he put senbonzakura to it how well it would hold up, though, that was the brutish alternative he would hope to avoid.
“you will come to understand, the difference between me and my lieutenant is that i will most certainly kill you,” hands folded behind his back, despite his words he did not reach for his zanpakuto, he would play this game—- for now. “what reason have i to accept your surrender, more clearly, what assurance do i have that you would not continue in your allegiances espada? and even if i should agree to allow you negotiations with the captain commander, he may very well request me to end your pitiful existence.”
he was not seeking to act as a deterrent to the concept of surrender but he would not pretend that it would be so simple to accept an arrancar’s word. nor would he like to play the role of fool should he bring the arrancar in front of yamamoto just for their agreements to be spat upon. and he must admit, he found himself rather disgusted, thinking it might be better to end a creature like this once and for all. he pushed his personal feelings on the matter aside, resisting the urge to drag his hands along his skin to check for that aforementioned larvae.
“I see,” Szayel Aporro hums, striding quickly and assuredly past the captain’s voice and into the darkness. The rhythmic clicks of his heels fade to near-disappearance before beginning to crescendo from the opposite direction. As soon as he hears Kuchiki’s breathing, he quickens his pace, returning to the spot he left.
“. . . fascinating little thing!! A PERFECT little glass marble of a dimension!! I must apologize for the digression, Captain, but I simply couldn’t help myself. I’ve never seen the inside of one of these before!” He seems to remember himself after the outburst, and there’s some shuffling of fabric on fabric as he withdraws a pair of gloves from his pocket and tugs them on. “I am sensing that you do not find my impression of the absentminded professor charming in the least. Although this deeply wounds me, I understand —— I WILL BE BRIEF.”
“I am seeking new employment. I could be an ASSET to your people. I am full of information — not only on myself and my colleagues, but on Hollow and Arrancar as a whole. And,” he lowers his voice, “I am the curator of a modest file on our shinigami overlords, in case your people find themselves interested. Killing me would not deter me for more than five minutes, and it would put me in a terrible mood. I might not be so pleasant then, or so willing to share what I know.”
“But for the moment, I am feeling very agreeable!! And still VERY willing to be killed, if you would like,” Szayel snickers, “especially in the presence of your esteemed CAPTAIN COMMANDER. But I doubt he will enjoy the experience.”
@sumnihilis
“I’d offer you a penny for your thoughts, but it’s not as though anyone pays us. Besides — not nearly enough goes on in your head to make the purchase worthwhile.”
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despairforme:
There wasn’t much space in this lab. Especially not for Nnoitra’s TALL body and his even bigger Zanpakuto. So if he was knocking shit over then that was Szayel’s fault for not cleaning up his mess in the first place! All of this equipment just looked like a pile of shit to Nnoitra – who didn’t understand anything about what the other was doing. What was HE doing here anyway? He was doing Szayel a favor. Apparently. He kinda owed him, though he preferred not to be reminded of it. He had come down to the lab though, without too many protests. He was being what he would call ‘ cooperative ‘. Szayel should fucking appreciate that.
❝ Why do ya want me down here anyway? ❞ Nnoitra asked, ignoring the fact that he had called him ‘ Quinta ‘ which he fucking hated, looking between Szayel’s weird ass bouncing fraccion, and Szayel himself. He knew better than to eat anything offered by Szayel. No matter how hungry he was. Nnoitra was one of the only Espada who still preferred to eat other Hollow, despite not needing to. There was just something satisfying about killing a prey and then eating it. Nelliel had said that he was ‘ still just a monster ‘. Yeah, SO WHAT? He had showed her just how much of a monster he could be. And he had won!
With every noisy crash, a little more wind seems to drain from Szayel Aporro’s sails. “One might naively suppose that the great deal of time we have spent in each other’s company could have had some sort of CIVILIZING EFFECT on you. Regrettably, this has not been the case.”
“Though,” he sighs, finally turning away from his monitor, “I am impressed that you have the capacity to wonder! More than mere monsters are we, no?” It’s impossible to tell whether his smile is sincere or sardonic. “No? Ah, perhaps no. To answer your question ––– FINALLY ––– I want your help.”
“Don’t worry! It’s nothing so difficult as what I did for YOU. I want to study the limits of your hierro, research its properties. The potential infrastructure applications are nowhere near my field, but I’m an engineer will come along eventually. But that is all much later. Right now, I want to treat you much like a material: we shall begin with your compressive, tensile, and shear strengths, followed by your potential to split, crack, shatter...”
Szayel Aporro looks at Nnoitra over the frames of his glasses and frowns, knowing his meaning has doubtless been completely lost. He’ll address a lay audience, then. “I want to hit you with things and write down what happens. DO YOU ACCEPT?”
“I haven’t been given a single present, yet. I can’t wait until everyone else’s birthdays roll around…~”
“You think you’ll still be around? CUTE.”
"––Am I derelict in my duties as a physician unless I force you to take feline heartworm pills?"
♔—;; “Fucker— you’re not my physician and shove the damn pills up your ass if you come any closer.”
not that i’m thinking about making a mayuri, but if i was, nobody could stop me
nobody: are you wearing th szayel: the chanel boots?
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