âi can leave the door open while iâm cleaning my bathroom,â i reasoned to myself. âsurely my beloved cat, Meatball, isnât dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Cloroxâ
i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

























