Just A Filthy Kinnie!

Your resident 🐀kinner! I Kin mainly from Detroit: Become Human, but also from bunch of other sources! That being said, I do consider myself Androidkin (Wr600 Model), and do so as a coping mechanism. None of the art posted is mine. My card is below. It’s the first result when you copy it and click “Search the web”. Hope that helps! https://detroitbecomesucculent.carrd.co

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Send me asks related to kinning, DBH or just myself in general! I’m in a mood to talk about whatever.

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I dunno, I might just start posting Detroit Evolution screenshots and stuff for my posts, since a bunch of people are saying I’m stealing art when I say in my bio and as many posts as I can that the art isn’t mine-? I make a lot of art myself, and while I can’t speak for any other artists who create Dbh fanart, I’m not actively trying to claim that any art is mine. I get most of the fanart I use in my posts from other accounts that don’t have any credit put under the images either. I do wholeheartedly understand where people are coming from, though. Sorry about any inconveniences, or anything! If I post any more fanart, I’ll definitely put in the tiny bit of effort that goes into a reverse image search.😅

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-This is like the equivalent of your boyfriend giving you their sweatshirt. Do you think Nines kept those shorts? Headcanon

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i love the dynamic that is “straight-laced detective falls in love with the cocky little shit of a thief they’re trying to catch” because there’s always a moment where the detective character realizes they’re in love with this charming bastard they’re supposed to be taking in who’s been dragging them around on a wild goose chase for weeks and lets them go only to discover a short while later that one or more of their possessions has been stolen without them noticing because the thief wants to make sure they’ll keep pursuing and interacting with them so they can get it back when they meet again and it’s like. just flirt like normal people you absolute morons.

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the cops: you have to bring this guy in detective, they’re a wanted criminal!

the detective:

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OK so I couldn’t decide whether Gavin or Nines should be the detective in this AU because Gavin is a dumbass who would totally get Scammed™ but Nines is the prissy uptight detective archetype

SO

Nines is undercover posing as a dirty cop, willing to take bribes and trying to network with the criminal underworld

Gavin is ALSO undercover as a kleptomaniac informant or maybe a stripper, trying to identify and then eventually arrest dirty cops

SO THEY BOTH SCAM EACH OTHER

and at the end of the fic, it’s like that spiderman meme where they both point at each other except instead they’re both awkwardly trying to tell the other to get out of here while they still can, just GO, to try to protect the other person before the raid starts, except neither of them understand what the fuck the other is talking about, so no one leaves and then when the raid starts, they both try to arrest each other

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gavin: I’ve got a question for you. What’s heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

gavin: That’s right, it’s a kilogram of steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers.

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gavin, concerned: what the phck do you mean??

rk900: they’re both a kilogram.

gavin:…but steel’s heavier than feathers.

rk900: i know, gavin. but they’re both a kilogram.

gavin: what… … … …

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gavin, standing in front of a scale: it doesn’t prove anything, i– steel’s heavier than feathers

connor: i know, but, detective, they’re both a kilogram, right? so they’re the same!

gavin: but–but look at the size of that, that’s cheating!

rk900: they’re the same weight.

gavin: …but steel’s heavier than feathers

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gavin: hank, tell them

hank: they’re right. they’re both a kilogram. what’s it you don’t get?

connor, quietly: gavin, are you alright?

gavin: i don’t get it

rk900: it’s alright

gavin, afraid: i don’t get it

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The first image is me rewatching Detroit Evolution because I’m a kinnie and have too much free time #1638472626385

(Edit: there was supposed to be another image; a fanart of Gavin and Nines in a car, and Gavin’s sleeping lmao-)

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Kudos to this film for singlehandedly waking the entire Detroit: Become Human fandom from its year-long slumber to appreciate this wonderful peace of art. From a longtime fan tracking the progress of Detroit Evolution, Thank you to everyone involved in creating it for making it a reality. It’s all that I was excited for and more.

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The parallels should be ILLEGAL.

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This film made me cry several times. It made me scream at myself for being such a dense dickhead. It made my heart explode. THANK YOU, Octopunk. I loved this film. 🤍💙

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Hey all! I’m back, and I’m alive! With the whole coronavirus thing though, that’s debatable. I haven’t left my house in three days.

[pangur-and-grim]

certain coping strategies become necessary when your social media following reaches a certain size, and it’s always slightly painful seeing folk who haven’t learned them yet. for those with growing audiences, here’s some tips:

1.    don’t stress about unanswered asks. your inbox will gradually become unmanageable. it’s cool/flattering that people want to talk, but you don’t owe anyone responses.

2.    turning anon off lets you answer asks quickly and privately.

3.    people will not read your FAQ, or your Before You Ask rules. instead of replying in annoyance, just quickly delete these messages and move on.

4.    turn off direct messaging for non-mutuals.

5.    turn off submissions (unless you REALLY enjoy them).

6.    block block block block. one strike you’re out. don’t bother speaking to harassers - giving them unfettered access to your inbox is a form of self harm.

7.    at some point if you’re an lgbt+ ally you’ll receive messages disagreeing with your support of a sexuality/gender (trans/nonbinary/ace/bi/queer support is what mostly gets folk angry). DO NOT reply privately, they will 100% screenshot you and post it out of context. either ignore/block or put enough thought into your words that you’re willing to have them broadcasted.

8.    becoming publicly angry with someone will result in harassment being sent their way, so either message the person privately to resolve the issue, or move on. don’t be shitty.

9.    people will be outrageously vile to you. people will threaten you. when this happens, disengage from the online world. talk to friends, hug a dog, eat your favourite snack, and protect your mental health.

10.    people will treat you as an authority on subjects you’re not qualified to discuss. you are NOT an authority. like it or not, you now have the power to widely spread misinformation – either boost the voices of experts instead, or put careful research into your words. if you’re wrong, boost the correction.

11.    you’ll make mistakes, learn roughly, and accumulate trauma. take your weariness seriously, and make sure the fun outweighs the bad.

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Reblog now.

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As someone with over 5k on Instagram (which may not seem like much but is super stressful and can be toxic), this info is SO valuable.

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Gavin: his collar? WACK

Gavin: his blue eyes? WACK!

Gavin: his perfect posture? WACK!

Gavin: the way he never even smiles? WACK!!

Gavin: me? I’m dumb as PHCK!!

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Too accurate

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That last post may have been a little weird, but it’s because I remembered a situation I was in that pretty much went the EXACT same way. It’s actually how I asked out my ex. The conversation went like this...

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Them: “So... we’re gonna start dating at some point, right? Just so we’re both on the same page.”

Me: “yeah. How about right now? Let’s do it.”

Them: “I-I don’t think that’s how it works.”

Me: “What do you mean? It’s exactly how it works.”

Them: “You can’t just be so blunt about it.”

Me: “What, should I write a speech or something?”

Them: “No, that’s not what I-

Y’Know what? Let’s just start over. Ask me a different way.”

Me: “Alright.

Be my boyfriend.”

Them: “Ok.”

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Gavin: “hey. Be my boyfriend.”

Nines:

“Sure.”

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I would try beating his ass, but I think he’d obliterate me. I mean... I wouldn’t mind.

(The art isn’t mine.)

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I have a really big temptation to take my shoes off and run across a large field damp with dewdrops one the early hours of the morning, holding hands with someone and chatting about the future. Any Volunteers?

(The art isn’t mine.)

[kazuhiramiller]

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Gavin when he sees RK900 walk into the office and realizes they made Connor a top