it's mouseposting time baby

Sqeek!! she/her | 21 just another stupid mousegirl trying to be funny

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[praziluk]

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[demilypyro]

[cosmicflare]

go girl tell us nothing!!

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[vile-things]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play