it's mouseposting time baby

Sqeek!! she/her | 21 just another stupid mousegirl trying to be funny

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[runaway-skeletons]

Fuckin that trans mousegirl

Call that Mice On Penis

[girlballs]

Getting completely naked outside at 2am gives you a +12 to jerking off btw but only if you're a girl

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[dogpuppy]

[devilcat3d]

look at this post for even a second to make both your tits and my tits increase in size permanently

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

[zagreus]

what language is this

[alephnull47]

english

[alephnull47]

but in 3018

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen to me

[alephnull47]

dude what the fuck

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[loveridden1999]

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[kosmogrl]

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[dogpuppy]

[default-cube]

godddd what if i post something and the girls don't like it?? what happens then?

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl