Do I look like a drug mule?

Peter Highman. Architect. Current location: Los Angeles, Californa. No one calls it Hollywood. [Independent RP blog for Peter Highman from Due Date]

[cptstevengrantrogers]

          –Seriously? You don’t know who Tony Stark is?

[phighman]

        No idea. And I don’t care. Did he save the world or something? Did they give the stupid guy some sort of Noble Peace Prize?

[thorthesonofodin]

phighman

      –You again?

[phighman]

        Did you miss me?

[cptstevengrantrogers]

         Uh– Sorry. Do people tell you that you          have a startling resemblance to Tony Stark?

[phighman]

       Who?

[cptstevengrantrogers]

phighman liked your post:

[phighman]

         Do you have a staring problem?

[kenztheklepto]

[ Daydreams about space fashion ]

[phighman]

        Did you buy out Hot Topic?

[johnxmitchell]

Except no. Not really. Mitchell’s a common name. Like Smith. Or Cassidy. Or Prendergast. Or Tierney. Y’know… Obvious names.

[phighman]

Thanks for the lesson, Irish boy.

[alcoholicteacher-archive]

Sounded a bit sarcastic to me.

[phighman]

Anyway, just keep it up, Nathan.

[alcoholicteacher-archive]

Sounded a bit sarcastic to me.

[phighman]

You think everything is.

[narcissisticgenius]

Are you that oblivious to the world?

[phighman]

Fuck off.

[johnxmitchell]

…Mitchell. John Mitchell.

[phighman]

Almost like the hair product. Paul Mitchell.

[stingofthewidow-blog]

[Reaches out and pinches his cheek, tugging at his skin] 

[phighman]

Can you not do that? [slaps her hand] I'm an architect. For fuck's sake. 

[phighman]

Okay. Well, good for you. Congratulations. 

[alcoholicteacher-archive]

What’s with the attitude, Highman?

[phighman]

No attitude. That was sincere.

[narcissisticgenius]

Have you been living under a rock?

[phighman]

Are you in a...band?

[johnxmitchell]

It’d be a bit long, honestly. [ Curls a lip ] Who t’e hell are you, anyway?

[phighman]

Peter. Who are you?

[stingofthewidow-blog]

Oh, god. You’ve lost your memory, haven’t you? [Waves a hand] It’s going to be fine, okay? I’ll call Potts and… [shrugs] we’ll get you help or something.

[phighman]

Potts? Is this the Beauty and the Beast now?

I don't know you, Kim Possible.

[alcoholicteacher-archive]

I don’t think you understand. I stopped drinking. The AA meetings were useless now that I have my family to support me. 

[phighman]

Okay. Well, good for you. Congratulations. 

[abittangledup]

      I’m almost twenty-one, thank you very much! If I told you the number of people who ask me if I’m a junior in highschool instead of college I’d — UGH! I’m almost twenty-one and I do not need a babysitter.

[phighman]

You could tone it down a little.