My Promulgated Stream of Consciousness

This blog is currently under construction.

[charlesoberonn]

“Money can’t buy happiness!”

Me:

[render94]

Ah, le donne… sempre impareggiabili!!!

Ah, women … always unmatched !!!

[mythigal1966]

And now, for a very dignified classical music recital…

[diggers-colorful-world-deactiva]

And they did all that in heels.  Let’s see Yo-Yo Ma and his buddies do that….

[mugwomps]

I bet rehearsals were fun

[anxietyproblem]

[imtherain]

“you’re being unreasonable…” Bitch like I don’t know it

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[internetdouchebag]

“can I have another sauce?” “they’re 25¢ extra”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

adulthood is just a never-ending cycle of So You Think You Can Wait Another Day To Do Your Laundry

[kyojinsenshu]

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

[afrowitchcraft-deactivated20180]

AND THAT IS THE TEA

[tacticalpineapple]

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

[yourfoodiedesires]

How Often To Clean Your House (aka Being An Adult)

Sprinkles And Crafts: A Food, DIY And Lifestyle Blog.

[scienceisfood]

As an adult in honestly feeling attacked right now

[willowofthehearth]

Helpful checklist if you were never really taught how to upkeep a home (which in my experience, most of us were not)

[dethalbumll]

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

[biglawbear]

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[studentlifeproblems]

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

[1-hug-man]

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Didnt work

[twofacetoo]

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It was worse

[bprinny]

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?

Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check

Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?

Me: im sorry?

Customer: like what is it made out of?

Me: they are chicken wings.

Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?

Me: it is made with chicken wings.

Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?

Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.

Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.

Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.

Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?

Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.

Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.

Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.

Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.

Me: fried chicken wings.

This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.

[ladyghirahim]

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This gave me secondhand anxiety

[somewhereinthedetails217]

*desire to murder rising*

[thequintab]

WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

[fuxed-deactivated20240304]

Why did she use shadow clone jitsu like it was nothing