Patroclus asks Achilles to fight in Troy: Fall of a City.

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@phillatos
Patroclus asks Achilles to fight in Troy: Fall of a City.
What has Hector ever done to me?
could you imagine ,,, being hector. and thinking that you finally killed achilles? like, youâre all âoh thank the G-ds, the guy thatâs been kicking our ass is finally dead.â only for a messenger to run in screaming about something and for you to realize that you like-
like, not only did you Not kill the (half) human personification of a war crime, no no, but you actually killed his fucking boyfriend? the love of his life? his emotional support twunk? and now, on top of all his pent up rage and general edginess from not fighting in Months, heâs fucking heartbroken? and also knows that You Specifically killed his boyfriend?
do you think hector finally whooped parisâ ass for dragging him into his bullshit after that? because i think that would be what drove me to whooping my little brotherâs ass if the years long war wasnât enough.
hector had already started digging his and parisâs graves. if i were paris, iâd run to the other side of the planet or something, because hector defo whooped his ass before running into the stream and facing achilles.
i have an idea for a patrochilles fic but itâs like. Patrochilles not necessarily tsoa or hades. as in iâm taking the characterization and doing what i DAMN well please with it
was thinking about how funny itd be if zagreus was like a charmander⌠if his feet go out he just dies.
very inspired by [this piece] by @noenee-artÂ
remember in 2015 when madeline miller wrote achilles getting raped by deidamia twice, included patroclus being manipulated into fucking her out of guilt, tried to make the reader feel bad for her, and then half the fandom tried to âgirl bossâ achillesâ rapist and use it as proof that him and patroclus are actually bi? was i the only one who didnât like deidamia????
last night i had a dream that patroclus hid from achilles, became a farmer, and then married a seahorse woman. it was weird and when i remembered it i was like âwhat the fuckâ but now i have fic material so yknow.
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Greek mythology reimagined; Perseus as Medusa. Finally got around to finishing this!
patrochilles doctor&athlete au (uploaded again with bri+) Ęá´á´ Ęá´á´
au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesnât even want to be there heâs got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home
#IM LAUGHIN #in the middle of it achilles throws a fit #âMAN IVE BEEN DJING FOR 3 HOURS YOU TOLD ME ID ONLY HAVE TO DO IT FOR LIKE AN HOURâ #âachilles cmon do menelaus a solid your djing is totally putting helen in the moodâ #âFUCK YOU TOO AGâ #he mopes upstairs to make out with his boyfriend #in the middle of a really quickânâdirty handie someone bursts in the room all #âTHIS IS AN EMERGENCY WEâRE OUT OF VODKAâ #achilles is like FUCK OFF ASSHOLES I CANT PLAY BEER PONG BUT AS SOON AS YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO ON A BOOZE RUN ITS ME. OF COURSE #patroclus is like âwell you are the fastest driverâ âI DONT CARE IM NOT GOINGâ #patroclus âFINE then iâll take your car dont be a babyâ #5 minutes after patroclus is out the door achilles is like âshit i fucked upâ and catches a taxi to the liquor store #to meet up with patroclus #they drink the vodka and have sex in achillesâ car and forget all about the party
on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender thatâs more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and itâs all this guyâs fault but he wonât stop screaming about how heâs gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes âIâM FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOUâ and odysseus is just so done that he says ânobodyâ and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning âNOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!â
majestic-beard:
#IâM FUCKING SCREAMINGÂ #THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD THOÂ #ODYSSEUSâ GF PENELOPE IS STUCK AT ANOTHER PARTYÂ #GETTING HIT ON BY DOUCHES FROM ANOTHER FRATÂ #BUT ODYSSEUS HAS TO LIKE FIND A NEW CAR AND TRIES TO BORROW ONE FROM THIS CHICKÂ WHO GIVES HIM SOME FUCKIN LACED POT OR SOMETHING BC HE FEELS LIKE HEâS BEEN THERE FOREVERÂ #AND MEANWHILE PENELOPE HAS BEEN FORCED TO SAY THAT SHEâLL GO HOME WITH WHOEVER CAN BEAT HER AT BEERPONGÂ #ONLY SHEâS FUCKIN LEGENDARYÂ #SUCKS TO SUCKÂ THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN BEAT HER IS ODYSSEUSÂ #BUT HE HAS TO BE ON THE DL BC THIS FRAT HATES HIS GUTSÂ #AND HE BEATS HERÂ #AND SHE KNOWS ITâS HIM
writing patrochilles after Not Doing So for years is a rollercoaster of emotions and also wondering if i write it in a âtsoaâ canon, a âhadesâ canon, or a sorta âiliadâ canon.
me, a wisend old man, in a rocking chair: hmmm
*takes a puff from my pipe and exhales*
me, thoughtfully: achilles was a bottom
lets out the most long suffering sigh as i change âbottomâ to âswitchâ. false alarm, yâall.
achillesâ ward đĽş
hey there fellow gays how are we feeling about patroclus and achilles tonight
philtatos
âYou are tormenting our poor Skops.â