does his love make your head spin?

llewyn / levi, he-him greek shit side blog terfs and racists need not follow

[drowningparty]

Patroclus asks Achilles to fight in Troy: Fall of a City.

[elohimes]

What has Hector ever done to me?

[phillatos]

could you imagine ,,, being hector. and thinking that you finally killed achilles? like, you’re all “oh thank the G-ds, the guy that’s been kicking our ass is finally dead.” only for a messenger to run in screaming about something and for you to realize that you like-

like, not only did you Not kill the (half) human personification of a war crime, no no, but you actually killed his fucking boyfriend? the love of his life? his emotional support twunk? and now, on top of all his pent up rage and general edginess from not fighting in Months, he’s fucking heartbroken? and also knows that You Specifically killed his boyfriend?

do you think hector finally whooped paris’ ass for dragging him into his bullshit after that? because i think that would be what drove me to whooping my little brother’s ass if the years long war wasn’t enough.

[min-sugar-7]

hector had already started digging his and paris’s graves. if i were paris, i’d run to the other side of the planet or something, because hector defo whooped his ass before running into the stream and facing achilles.

[phillatos]

i have an idea for a patrochilles fic but it’s like. Patrochilles not necessarily tsoa or hades. as in i’m taking the characterization and doing what i DAMN well please with it

[karshmallow]

was thinking about how funny itd be if zagreus was like a charmander… if his feet go out he just dies.

very inspired by [this piece] by @noenee-art 

[phillatos]

remember in 2015 when madeline miller wrote achilles getting raped by deidamia twice, included patroclus being manipulated into fucking her out of guilt, tried to make the reader feel bad for her, and then half the fandom tried to “girl boss” achilles’ rapist and use it as proof that him and patroclus are actually bi? was i the only one who didn’t like deidamia????

[phillatos]

last night i had a dream that patroclus hid from achilles, became a farmer, and then married a seahorse woman. it was weird and when i remembered it i was like “what the fuck” but now i have fic material so yknow.

[tgoldenart]

Cupid and Psyche, Sacred Lovers ✨

Based on the gorgeous Annie Swynnerton Oil Painting

Insta | Print Shop

[zarahartist]

Greek mythology reimagined; Perseus as Medusa. Finally got around to finishing this!

[peelingmandarins]

patrochilles doctor&athlete au (uploaded again with bri+) ʜᴜᴇ ʜᴜᴇ

[fourofthem]

au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home

[anoteinpink]

#IM LAUGHIN #in the middle of it achilles throws a fit #”MAN IVE BEEN DJING FOR 3 HOURS YOU TOLD ME ID ONLY HAVE TO DO IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR” #”achilles cmon do menelaus a solid your djing is totally putting helen in the mood” #”FUCK YOU TOO AG” #he mopes upstairs to make out with his boyfriend #in the middle of a really quick’n’dirty handie someone bursts in the room all #”THIS IS AN EMERGENCY WE’RE OUT OF VODKA” #achilles is like FUCK OFF ASSHOLES I CANT PLAY BEER PONG BUT AS SOON AS YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO ON A BOOZE RUN ITS ME. OF COURSE #patroclus is like ”well you are the fastest driver” ”I DONT CARE IM NOT GOING” #patroclus ”FINE then i’ll take your car dont be a baby” #5 minutes after patroclus is out the door achilles is like ”shit i fucked up” and catches a taxi to the liquor store #to meet up with patroclus #they drink the vodka and have sex in achilles’ car and forget all about the party

[needlekind]

on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender that’s more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and it’s all this guy’s fault but he won’t stop screaming about how he’s gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes “I’M FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOU” and odysseus is just so done that he says “nobody” and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning “NOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!”

[christycorr]

majestic-beard:

#I’M FUCKING SCREAMING #THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD THO #ODYSSEUS’ GF PENELOPE IS STUCK AT ANOTHER PARTY #GETTING HIT ON BY DOUCHES FROM ANOTHER FRAT #BUT ODYSSEUS HAS TO LIKE FIND A NEW CAR AND TRIES TO BORROW ONE FROM THIS CHICK WHO GIVES HIM SOME FUCKIN LACED POT OR SOMETHING BC HE FEELS LIKE HE’S BEEN THERE FOREVER #AND MEANWHILE PENELOPE HAS BEEN FORCED TO SAY THAT SHE’LL GO HOME WITH WHOEVER CAN BEAT HER AT BEERPONG #ONLY SHE’S FUCKIN LEGENDARY #SUCKS TO SUCK THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN BEAT HER IS ODYSSEUS #BUT HE HAS TO BE ON THE DL BC THIS FRAT HATES HIS GUTS #AND HE BEATS HER #AND SHE KNOWS IT’S HIM

[phillatos]

writing patrochilles after Not Doing So for years is a rollercoaster of emotions and also wondering if i write it in a “tsoa” canon, a “hades” canon, or a sorta “iliad” canon.

[phillatos]

me, a wisend old man, in a rocking chair: hmmm

*takes a puff from my pipe and exhales*

me, thoughtfully: achilles was a bottom

[phillatos]

lets out the most long suffering sigh as i change ‘bottom’ to ‘switch’. false alarm, y’all.

[karshmallow]

achilles’ ward 🥺

[karshmallow]

hey there fellow gays how are we feeling about patroclus and achilles tonight

[psrj]

philtatos

[pfaerie]

“You are tormenting our poor Skops.”