What's in a name?

I'll never achieve fame but I won't stay the same. Welcome to my personal hell.

[philomayo]

I use first person plural in my job to refer to my team and the habit has bled into my personal life so I've started sounding like those crazy "systems" in homestuck spaces and it makes me want to cry

[philomayo]

[ceaselessims]

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

mathematics is a sort of goo/ooze secreted by the human mind when it rubs against the universe

[docileroamer]

bgd x jake forever my love

[wizardshark]

*in the middle of sex* hold on homestuck update

[wizardshark]

hey what the fuck. Who dug this up? What are you doing?? I’m not a historical artifact!!

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[fuckyeahcroruss-deactivated2026]

I wonder, do you have any drawings of Calliope or Dirk?

No Calliope, I'm big into Caliborn tho 😂 but yep, I got some Dirk, mainly Dirkdave

[shirmart]

Mermay started!!!

Actually Sam is a butterfly blenny, which sounds like "dog fish" on russian, ehe

I guess, witches are gonna be next :>

[n3cropants]

i feel like i've mentioned this before but for some reason vimes' height has been a subject of some debate in the discworld fandom. in my opinion you can work out the upper limit of vimes' height based on two lines from night watch and a bit of conjecture.

one:

early in the book, he's about to go climb up on a roof into detritus's piecemaker's line of fire and has this line:

‘That’s right. I’m going to arrest him. Right now. While he’s counting all his bits to check that he’s still got ’em. Tell Detritus what I’m doing, ’cos I don’t want to end up as 160lbs of cocktail delicacies. No, don’t keep opening your mouth like that. By the time we’ve sorted out backup and armour and got everyone lined up he’ll have dug in somewhere else.’

the "160lbs of cocktail delicacies" referring to what would be left of him after detritus's siege crossbow happens to him. so, vimes weighs 160lbs. simple enough

two:

rosie palm, doing a bit of a sherlock holmes deduction to conclude vimes is probably an officer, says this:

You eat well. Maybe a bit too well. You could lose a few pounds.

thus, i think you could calculate vimes' height if only you had a third parameter, which is "what is rosie palm's threshold for pudginess". but tbh i think considering typical standards, also given there's probably some muscle to him, this implies to me he's 5'7" or shorter. if he was taller, reasonably speaking, i don't think someone would say he looks like he eats "too well" at 160 lbs? like, i don't know what rosie's standards are, but...

he's definitely 5'7", maximum.

[naked-bee-art]

[naked-bee]

I’ve been having a lot of fun lately with the laser cutter, making arts and crafts!

[image description: a purple Godzilla roars out a big rainbow, captioned Happy Pride!]

[shirmart]

Bark! Bark! Bark! Discworld! Bark! Bark! Bark!

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

[basementexperiment]

It was like I was waiting my whole life to do something terrible.

[turbidturbidturbid]

Bday gift for @philomayo. Forgot to post here

[dimity-lawn]