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a scrabble a day keeps the rabble away

starting to say "well you know what they say" to anything. cbtm.

do you think mario is italian or just a japanese man cosplaying an italian

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

"OMG DO YOU HAVE A SPAAM" no im a man tumblr is far enough

having ketchup with roast dinner should be a social norm. what if i dont want a plain potato.

"omg he's so weird sitting by himself" guys the word is mysterious

learning that magicka is an underlying theme in a lot of tumblr posts. embracing this by imbuing my posts with spells found in a grimoire.

saying "of the clock" instead of "o'clock". could be the move

he's a people pleaser and she's an ultracrepidarian. he pretends to know what that means

is this a threat?

why have two people asked me to play a single round of rock paper scissors today?? do i look rock paper scissors-able??

realised that it's "i could eat a horse" not human or child. bit of a freudian slip

internet sickness

what do you call an italian preist?

a pastor.

just because he has two working eyes it doesn't mean he sees you like i do

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