phil lester stan account

what the title says • she/her • mid-20s • queer • living for the dnp renaissance

[typingwithmyhandstied]

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

[philsglassesapologist]

Being on this hellsite for too long is bad because today I was talking with a friend about how I wanted to get a good grade in an exam. And then said "which is both normal and possible to achieve".

I'm so dumb I use that phrase so much in other contexts I forgot getting a good grade in an exam is, in fact, normal and possible to achieve.

[phanstanband]

It is with great honor and joy I present the Official 2025-2026 Hard Launch Piss Report

[valentinemira]

🥰

[screaming-at-moss]

Ok but imagine if your quirky internet famous/questionably employed emo son comes home with a boyfriend he met off the internet, and it’s a twink 4 years younger than him who won’t take off his winter hat, has his ass entirely out, appears to be illiterate, stays until Christmas Eve and when you click on your son’s new fun YouTube project he’s there again making sex tape jokes AND he took all the batteries out of your clocks

[rocketbirdie]

nobody:

absolutely no one:

tumblr staff: hey i got a great idea hows about we screw up everyone's decade of muscle memory by splitting the perfectly functioning reblog button into two separate things. and make every basic task take more clicks to perform than before. this is ideal. yup. yeah go ahead and push the update to all users and ignore all feedback. s'all good

[diphowell]

i literally want to frame this screenshot

[philsglassesapologist]

Love reading fics for shows where the fans are clearly all adults with jobs.

[armandology]

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

[philsglassesapologist]

Okay I never post about these things here but I write smut on ao3 sometimes (no rpf tho) and someone just wished me a happy christmas in the comments of a fic I wrote yesterday I think it's the funniest, most out of place comment I've ever gotten lmao

[dansasterology]

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

[snokoplasmadonor]

the fact that dan didnt even remember timmy the snake whereas phil knew exactly which pinof it was from... what if i said dan is the biggest amazingphil fan but phil is the biggest dan and phil fan

[deadandphilgames]

'what combined name would we have' does mr and mr games mean nothing to you people

[lizardsmp3]

do i believe dan wants marriage? not necessarily. do i believe dan wants marriage RUMORS? yes absolutely my girl misses there being conspiracies. he’s conspiracyfarming. he misses the thrill of us having something to read into so he can then proceed to make fun of us for it. mutual enrichment

[rowinisnotonfire]

Ideal phodcast guest lineup:

Phil's Mum

Dan's Grandma

Pj and Sophie

[sleepyslag]

so we've been making fun of heart eyes howell for 16 years but it turns out that that was him REALLY toning it down. okay.

[sleepyslag]

we thought they were both down atrocious before but we have barely scratched the surface!!

[pseudophan]

government funded phan yaoi when