[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[messi-mooni]

Yeah

[midosune]

red carpet

[gammasquad]

He’s just so precious. If I had that silly outfit i’d be wearing it all round town too.

[razmerry]

"dc is darker" "marvel has more fantasy" "dc is mystery and marvel is sci fi - " all of you are wrong. dc comics is when a man has black hair and blue eyes. marvel comics is when a man has blonde hair and blue eyes.

[binky123456]

👽!

[gammasquad]

Two Honk-Shoooo-ers just trying to make it work

[nicesided1sh]

with suit, full image

[robbinghisdick]

Woe Elani doodle dump,,, most of these are at least a year old

(Elani and her red heads <3)

[robbinghisdick]

And the very messy Nightwing Elani doodles.

In her main AU, Elani never becomes a hero. She has no interest in it and is rather low empathy (which doesn't make her a bad person! She just doesn't feel a calling to endanger herself to protect others)

However! In NW Elani AU, Dick dying changes everything. While she doesn't care about saving lives, Dick did, and the fact that being Nightwing was so important to him makes it important to her too. There is a LOT of family drama with her taking on the mantel, especially since everyone knows that Dick did NOT want this life for her.

In a fucked up but wholesome turn of events, Dick dying actually makes Slade step up. This is the only AU of mine where Elani is close with him.

[robbinghisdick]

Woe Elani doodle dump,,, most of these are at least a year old

(Elani and her red heads <3)

[robbinghisdick]

Seeing someone like all my Elani posts like yeessssss look at my baby girl

[frownyalfred]

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

[frownyalfred]

[mostly-frayed-edges]

[day-dream-fever]

[bug-with-rock]

Carol I think you need to kill him.

[haljordangetpregnant]

It's ruining-Hal-Jordan's-life competition and these two show up

[gammasquad]

Why did i think this was a good idea.

[green-eyedfirework]

another bodyguard au. Dick is a rich kid, Slade is a bodyguard, but keeping the whole 'Dick and his friends were present when Grant overdosed and died'.

so the first time Dick sees Slade, he knows exactly how much shit he's in.

for some reason, Slade's accepted the bodyguarding job, Bruce is refusing to listen to Dick's extremely reasonably fears, and Dick is 100% sure Slade is here to torture/kill him.

but when Dick gets attacked/kidnapped/whatever, Slade rescues him.

[green-eyedfirework]

some additional fun: when Slade slaughters his way to where Dick is being kept, weak and hurt and so, so exhausted, Dick's first thought is a nightmare. his enemy, covered in blood, looming from the darkness in a miasma of rage, while Dick is helpless to stop him.

[dictearchive]

bruce and hal in the jla locker room post mission

also bruce isn’t even that small I just like hal pretty tall, and b is hunched a little over here haha I imagine there’s like a 10cm gap between them, hal is like 196 and b is like 186