Not a pro-shipper or an anti-shipper but a secret, third thing:
An adult with a job and bills to pay ✌️ Discourse blogs, I very genuinely don't have the time for you, I'm sorry. I have been on the internet for ~20 years, I've heard every argument for and against dark/problematic content on the internet, and I have experienced real-world problems that have shaped who I am today. I appreciate anyone coming to me with good faith questions or arguments, but I'm honestly just here for a good time at this point. If you can be chill with that I will be chill with you in turn. If you need to block me please do, and if you want me to block you to further minimize the chances of you seeing me here on tumblr please let me know and I'll happily do so. You are the master of your space online; please don't let freaks like me ruin it. Now, with that out of the way...
This is a place for me to post fic and art of my problematic ships: Phobos/Elyon, Cedric/Elyon, Phobos/Cedric, and Phobos/Elyon/Cedric. I probably won't reblog anything here because I don't think anyone on tumblr is into this lmfao. I also might upload some screenshots from W.I.T.C.H. Hunter bc there's at least Cedryon content there lol.
My thoughts on my ships here really is that if people will draw ship art of Phobos or Cedric with any of the Guardians then like..........fuck it, I can draw ship art of them with Elyon, it's no worse than that! *shrugs*
If you recognize me from my main or horny blogs then hi, good to see you. You know the drill: block or request to be blocked, follow, or ignore at your comfort. I love you *MWAH* have a good day :3 Strangers, hi, also welcome! If you need anything tagged let me know. I'm not going to be tagging incest or dark ships or whatever bc that's 99% of the content of this blog so just....There Is No Point To That XD Original posts will be tagged with my URL, so feel free to blacklist or browse said tag to your heart's content. I WILL tag unsafe for work content with "OSHA non-compliant" or "OSHA violation" so block that if you need a warning for penis and/or boobs, and I never need any explanations for trigger or squick tags so please don't fret about explaining a "weird" tag request. I have them too, the mind is weird, I totally understand.
Lastly, if you want some info about ME: You can call me Elyon! I'm in my 30s, and I use it/its and he/him pronouns. I am proudly nonhuman and have a variety of fictionkintypes, one of which is Elyon, and YES I'm from freaky incest world. I have been describing it as a domesticated villains AU. I love finding sourcemates even if we have nothing in common, so please please feel free to message me if you want to kinnect!! Also, guess who's Elyon specifically from W.I.T.C.H. Hunter thats right it's MEEEE. I'm disabled (scoliosis, undiagnosed joint pain that I Assume is arthritis based on genetics, asthma, and iron and vitamin D deficiencies) and mentally ill (I ain't listing all of that) and I also love getting high. I will be honest, if you need an "I'm high" tag for posts I make while baked I can not guarantee that stoned me will remember that. Stoned me barely remembers to use its personal tag. If you're not comfortable with chatting with someone who's been blazing it PLEASE please let me know, I totally understand!
Alright, this doesn't need to be any longer. If you read all this then thank you, I appreciate it! My ask box is open for inquiries and chatting but I have no idea if DMs will work on this blog ^^" Alrighty, have a good day!!
"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.
Rick I know you have a military background but it's not that deep.
(I also love the implications that Rick can't swim as a human, despite the fact in the cartoon we see him swim many times as a Serpent. And this game plays out with the expectation you're familiar with the cartoon, and hasn't given us anything to contradict that. This is so funny I can't wait to see Rick eat shit)
Rick I know you have a military background but it's not that deep.
(I also love the implications that Rick can't swim as a human, despite the fact in the cartoon we see him swim many times as a Serpent. And this game plays out with the expectation you're familiar with the cartoon, and hasn't given us anything to contradict that. This is so funny I can't wait to see Rick eat shit)
