They call me major L

Pfp art by Yuviarien on TWT Spok🥰🥰🥰

[phoe-ix]

Intro post is being renovated again but whaaatever👍

Preferred names: Major, Phoenix, Phoe Pronouns: None (agender) How to refer to me instead, a guide!, But most people call me they anyways so its all good if you forget :] Sexuality: Unlabeled Age: Minor, not gonna properly age reveal yet I have ADHD and a little social anxiety. I might tend to pick up speech patterns if I’m exposed to them enough, but it likely won’t be a problem since this isn’t a voice chat-based website. I’m a (self taught) artist! If ya wanna learn a little bit about what I’m like, check the #mecore <3333 tag! Thats where I put the posts that remind me of myself heh. Some are joking, some are serious.

Fandoms!!

Kinda-level interest (won’t post about them often but i’m interested!) ——————————————————————— Sonic the Hedgehog Fnaf Qsmp Osmp Dsmp (specifically C!slimecicle/c!dapduo) Hermitcraft (mainly cubfan’s pov) Life Series [Mainly Wild Life atm]

Lifesteal SMP (basically whatever videos show up on my feed lol)

Collinlock16 (Webseries by Oneshef on YT

Various object shows

Blocktales (Roblox)

Forsaken (Roblox)

Verity Mod (Webseries by ThatMob on YT)

Grace (Roblox) (yes i know of the controversies and unfortunately i cant bother to care atp)

Main ininterestsat this moment)——————————————————————————————— Parkour/PvP Civilization (and anything else evboverse related) ANYTHING related to Slimecicle Phighting (Roblox) Hello John Doe (FNF) Charlie Slimecicle and His Gay High School Adventures (CSGHSA) (yes this is real i am unironically a fan of this slop)

UUSMP (mostly spoke and wemmbus povs but im not done with either yet :P)

Among Us (The p*ramount show)

Undertale/Deltarune

SFAWTDE (Webseries by Wifies on YT)

A ReGect (Webseries by Zabooboo3 on TT)

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Side Blogs!

Mostly inactive everywhere but confciv but ehhh @confessioncivilization - Evboverse confessions blog! @martren - my martren fan blog! Find some cool martren fanart and related posts here! @void-ofthe-phoe-ix - my osc sideblog! @a-phoe-ix-forsaken-by-spawn - my forsaken sideblog!

DNI Skew apologists (he’s toxic and evil), Elocom shippers, skewelocom shippers, the chickener fans, and people who believe in the evil alter for reasons other than satire. (This is part of a bit im sorry if you dont understand)

I block freely. This includes anyone sending palestinian gofundmes into my ask box. I can not help you. Free palestine but leave me out of it. people i will block: basic dni, aphobes, porn blogs, other blogs made purely to ask for donations for palestine, anyone in general contacting me to ask for donations or asking me to spread awareness to anything (i can not help you), general assholes, kink blogs (ur fine and valid i think? I dont have a solid opinion yet. Im just sex repulsed and dont wanna see it, please understand that!!) this list will be added to in the future.

My sona!!! vv (ref kinda outdated but it works for now, will be updated later!)

Stuff should be here but im renovating my pinned post so its gone rn :P

Some extras that I never added vv

[phoe-ix]

[phoe-ix]

Where The Forgotten Go To Die

I tried something new for my roblox au :]

i have no clue how perspective works this probably looks like something fresh out of the kindergarten art class to any competent artist 😭

[phoe-ix]

Wait wher am i👀👀

[semifontos]

I'm so sad that spokeishere dissappeared under mysterious circumstances in 2012 and hasn't been seen since :((

[phoe-ix]

[clawhammers]

[semifontos]

I'm so sad that spokeishere dissappeared under mysterious circumstances in 2012 and hasn't been seen since :((

[phoe-ix]

[phoe-ix]

Ive seen three episodes (+ pilot) of digital circus.

This would be my ideal circus:

Adventure 1: visiting a pride parade

Adventure 2: Torture Nexus

Adventure 3: Exploring Vermont

Adventure 4: London Heist (Stealing Queen Elizabeth’s ashes)

Adventure 5: Infiltrating the Hazbin Hotel to save Jax from having his redemption arc

Adventure 6: Tiktok Battle (most followers in 48 hours wins)

Adventure 7: Killing The President

Adventure 8: Helping Jax and Zooble after they caught the Black Plague

Adventure 9: Killing Jax Once And For All (they were supposed to have a slumber party but everyone got pissed at jax for hogging all the screentime last episode because zooble was only there for like 12 minutes before they got better and they were then forced to make soup for jax)

And theres a secret tenth episode finale only accessible via a qr code hidden in the exact frame where jax gets shot by pomni during her super emotional final stand causing him to abstract then theres like three minutes where everyone crys with him in his abstracted form (its like a normal abstraction but instead of being black hes like a super bright purple) before he says “goodbye everyone… im sorry for everything….” and then disintegrates

In the secret tenth episode everyones sad for like 5 minutes before cane (caine is transfem and this is her new chosen name) comes back and reminds them that jax is actually in the hazbin hotel now atoning for his sexism and he will be back soon and instead of questioning why its ok now when they had to go save him last time they just have a party for the remaining hour or so and theres an end credits scene where its a really low angle of the party from pretty far away wnd then you can see jax’s foot step into frame and then the camera cuts into the party where they hear a very kind “um.. hey guys…” and the music cuts and everyone turns around to see the entrance to the circus and jax is standing there with long hair and a dress and eyelashes and she actually transitioned in hell with the help of charlie morningstar giving jax some of her estrogen and a good talking to and gangle says “JAX YOURE BACK” and jax says “um actually its jaxie now… heh… im sorry for wverything ive done and… i hope you all forgive me…” and everyone rushes over to her and jaxie gets horrible flashbacks of her murder but instead of being shot again everyone actually picks her up and helps her crowd surf over to the party and cane says “welcome back girl!!!! Haha!” And she points at she/they goth bubble who manages the dj booth and says “HIT IT BUBS!” And bubble says “OOOOKAYYYY!!!” And the camera goes into the spinning record and it transitions into the end credits

The amazing digital end

[comikbook]

me coming on tumblr dot com telling people to send me asks

[unyieldingsilence]

ok this does not count as yielding. i am baffled. my flabbers have been gasted

this^ fucking ask

somehow makes the app freeze

^cannot interact with any on screen buttons past this point, i have to force close the app

and does THIS to the website

what the fuck

how did they do this

how do i contact support to fix this

this website's hate mail game is insane. they figured out how to put a fucking pipe bomb in my mailbox

[rotzxiihascollapsed]

HAPPY 3 YEARS, LOTS! (redraw)

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[the-greatest-poopyhead-ever]

Almost Pride month guys

I posted this on my twt a few weeks back I thimk buuut I want to post this on here too

[phoe-ix]

This is how i feel trying to analyze your headcanons from this one doodle

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

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don’t worry about it

[insanity-illuminati]

IM SORRY I NEEDED TO MAKE THIS