watch, learn, and don't eat my cookies

Phoebe Buffay 22 Living in new york with with my F.R.I.E.N.D.S. @pheebsb: will someone just order me a pizza?

[lorenzo-lynn-blog]

"You think you know more about the Kardashians than I do? I highly doubt that."

[phoebeorphyllis]

You do realize that Khloe is not married to Lamar anymore right?

[chcndler]

On a daily basis, yes. 

Where do you think I go from 9 to 5 every day?

[phoebeorphyllis]

I don't know Chandler, Africa?!

[monica-gellar]

"Phoebe Buffay, you’ve already cost me a vase through your little mind guilt trick, you better tell me what’s going on with you … I do not have the patience to endure your coyness" she pouted as she whipped around to face her.

[phoebeorphyllis]

Phoebe looked at her, "Okay fine. I found a quarter on the street but it was face down and I picked it up and now I'm afraid of bad luck okay?!" She said, exhaling after. "That felt good to get off my chest..."

[nagasekun]

Well that’s just ridiculous. I’m sure I’d be comforted by some higher being singing me to sleep before ingesting me.

… actually, that. Is a terrifying thought. And I regret ever bringing it up.

[phoebeorphyllis]

It sounds pretty comforting actually like hey yea you're going to eat me but like you sang to me so It's okay.

[gooodadvice-blog]

                  ❛ Sounds pretty heavy. How about we hear that snowman one? ❜

[phoebeorphyllis]

Oh now? No, i'm fine.

[monica-gellar]

A groan left her lips as she picked up the vase and headed to the bin, “I hate you” she grumbled over her shoulder as she tossed the vase into the bin. “So, what have you been up to?” she questioned as she headed back to the couch.

[phoebeorphyllis]

Phoebe laughed, "I love you too Mon!" she smiled. Phoebe looked at her, "You know nothing really different! Oh oh!... oh wait no nevermind." She said sitting back and picking up a magazine and starting to read a random page.

[monica-gellar]

"Phoebe… do you want me to get rid of it?" she huffed knowing that this discussion would just be too long to endure.

[phoebeorphyllis]

Phoebe set it back down, "I mean it's your apartment just know that you're totally succumbing to the man." Phoebe feeling as thought she'd made her point and sat down on the couch.

[ctrlraven-blog]

No, not right, wrong! This is oh so very wrong. We can’t accept this behavior of constantly drawing penises everywhere, especially if those drawings are horrifying and overly graphic to the eye.

[phoebeorphyllis]

I drew a penis on my friend Chandlers face one time because he fell asleep.

[monica-gellar]

"Phoebe, stop hating on my vase. It’s so pretty" she chuckled as she rolled her eyes.

[phoebeorphyllis]

Phoebe rolled her eyes, "Pottery Barn is made by condescending powerful people you've never heard of! None of their stuff is original!"

[phoebeorphyllis]

I have 12 songs about my mothers suicide and one about a snowman!

[chcndler]

─Alright, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put my career before men.

[phoebeorphyllis]

Wait you work?!

[indigohqs]

So, apparently it’s offensive to call men 'ladies'.

[phoebeorphyllis]

They're just sensitive.

[lorenzo-lynn-blog]

“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends. I almost just got beat up by these guys and his friends.”

[phoebeorphyllis]

Even I know more about basketball than you do! And the Kardashians!

[rulerpg-blog1]

"Dammit, Patrice. Just let me enjoy my coffee in silence for five minutes."

[phoebeorphyllis]

My names Phoebe actually but yea I guess Patrice is close.

[nagasekun]

"That was, shockingly, not the first time I’d been kicked out of a restaurant."

[phoebeorphyllis]

Oh yea same for me, apparently singing to your shrimp isn't exactly allowed.

[monica-gellar]

"No …no … that doesn’t go there…"

[phoebeorphyllis]

Not to mention it's from Pottery Barn! Nothing is right!

[ctrlraven-blog]

"I just saw the most horrifying dick drawing while trying to scrub off graffiti and I think my life is ruined."

[ctrlraven-blog]

[phoebeorphyllis]

Sounds about right.