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Friends Incorrect Quotes | LillieJareau = main

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chandler: you didn’t get me bees again, did you?

joey, from a distance: just open it.

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ross: oh, so you like history? name everything that’s happened.

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thank you for 29 followers!!! 🙏🏻💜

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rachel, exasperated: and they were roommates!

chandler, sarcastically: oh my god, they were roommates

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joey: you know, if i saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked

phoebe: me too!

chandler, whispering to monica: good god, it’s like they were made for each other

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chandler: what do you mean i don’t have a social life, i just went grocery shopping with monica.

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*watching greys anatomy*

monica, pointing at owen hunt: so, what’s this make, his second time being divorced?

rachel: yup.

phoebe: hey! one more time and he’s tied with ross!

ross: wow.

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rachel: do you think we’re together in every universe?

ross: sure…unless we’re on a break

rachel: oh my god!

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chandler: pro tip: if you can, try to be born into generational wealth.

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ross: well, well, well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it.

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chandler: please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

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joey: *smirks and winks at the sky*

chandler: ?

joey: it’s for the female aliens

chandler: ?????

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ross: just saw someone my age being extremely talented and now my day is ruined.

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rachel: ugh i loveeeee my little actions. consequences, however…

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chandler: every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that i would use them for their intended purpose.

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monica: *late and frantic* i can’t find my keys!

chandler: *seated and helpful* well they’ve gotta be somewhere.

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phoebe on her date with mike: would you collect rocks with me? be honest.