#friends gone wrong

[phoebesguitar]

monica: some things are just better left unsaid

chandler: which i usually realize after i say them

[lilliejareau]

if any of you watch friends, I made a friends incorrect quote account. @phoebesguitar , go check it out, please! (haven't posted much yet, I'm at work).

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chandler: do you ever get this deep desire to bother people? with jokes or just in general?

ross:

ross: no.

chandler: right.

chandler: i have clown blood

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joey: *smirks and winks at the sky*

chandler: ?

joey: it’s for the female aliens

chandler: ?????

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phoebe on her date with mike: would you collect rocks with me? be honest.

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chandler: i’ve felt permanently guilty for no reason since i was like nine years old.

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*on vacation*

rachel: oh no! no, no, no! oh my god!

monica: rachel! what, what is it?

rachel: my diamond earring, it came off!

phoebe: what??

rachel, crying: my diamond earring came off in the ocean and it’s gone!

chandler: rach, there’s people that are dying.

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chandler: you didn’t get me bees again, did you?

joey, from a distance: just open it.