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Me when im being asked if I can drive my brother somewhere cause he's had a bad day AND MY CATS BOTH DECIDE THE ANSWER IS NO. They're still sleeping on my help.

HEY HEY GUYS IF I SEE ONE MORE TOM HOLLAND SPIDER-MAN EDIT TO TRAINING WHEELS BY MELANIE MARTINEZ IM BREAKING DOWN. STOP IT. PLEASE. I CANNOT DO THIS

God I wish there was a way to just copy paste the scenes in my head about my oc's into digital or physical form. I have no idea how to verbalize "Concept, concept, character name, mental issue, problem, concept" or draw it. CHAT. CHAT THIS IS THE WORST I HAVE SO MUCH BUT NOT ENOUGH TO SAY.

dateamonster

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

#there's something so nauseating about this #like yeah sure #if ive come back wrong this many times sure #ill do it again #but that also holds an expectation that nothing will be the same #because it wont #but the amount of people who care after this?#lowers to almost none #'of course they're not them anymore #when was the last time they were?'#god it's gut wrenching.#SOMEONE SEE THE VISION

y’all’s DnD characters ever do some shit so crazy and so nearly world changing that it just- sticks with you and NO ONE is reacting as stressed/relieved/astonished/crazy as you are about it when your character is just Some Guy.

#dnd5e #dnd character #dnd #god vs cat #It’s shocking who wins #Killing a god makes their corpse a nuke #Somehow contained it #Somehow #guys i NEED someone to be as crazy about this as I am.#It’s 2 in the morning #I need to be up in 6 hours #Help #help send help I’m losing it

candlecoo-sideb-art

I've been knee deep in Art Fight but here's a sneak peek to the dnd cards I've finished so far, halfway through!

I think they look really cool all together like this

sharksdancing

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

I don't care how many people read this. I have so many thoughts on the One Shot I half hope it doesn't end in one sesh but shhh. Ahem IF ANY OF MY PLAYERS ARE READING THIS. NO. NO. LEAVE. IM GONNA SPOIL THE FATHERFOG PLOT I GOT WITH THE MINECRAFT STORYMODE INSPO. LEAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. Anyways. The fairytale im going off of is the story of Minecraft Storymode. Sure other fairytales exist, the main premise is Figuring Out How To Deal With The Wither Storm as it eats away looking for the one who Cheated Death Twice. Jesse, my love my life, is the coward who became semi sorta immortal by sheer belief. Death did not like Jesse cheating Her twice, She's mad. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO She sends the Wither Storm after them, making this Everyone's problem. Planning on the party finding Petra and together they figure out that Jesse is the creature the thing is after and either they Kill Jesse to stop the sheer destruction that comes with the Wither Storm or they Avoid its path of destruction and go on side quests to just Survive the fog. I love both options. Sometimes they party will see purple shining through the Fog, searching. I think this is a fantastic idea, I have 2 character sheets done, it's amazing.

#Fatherfog #Fatherfog au?#idfk #minecraft story mode #minecraft story mode inspired #jesse did an oopsies #everyones paying for it #unfortunately

glitchgirl0812

I would project my period cramps onto flowery but he would probably say some shit like “I would gladly take this burden for a princess in need” or something and that takes the fun out of it

#you get it

"She is fair, she is just, she is angry." I am so so so happy I found Fatherfog, Death is so silly I fear

OKAY! I got a ttrpg recently at a convention called Fatherfog, it's super good and cool and is basically a world where fairytales are real but like- it's a HORROR ttrpg! So they can be twisted. I am plotting a Minecraft Storymode version of it for a one shot so we can all learn the game? Right? GUESS WHOS CHANGING SOME OF THE MOBS BECAUSE I CANNNNNNNN

#Fatherfog #ttrpg #indie ttrpg #anyways #im excited